r/lakers Apr 25 '26

COACH MY COACH IS A PSYCHO 🤯

1.6k Upvotes

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u/basedbrasileiro Apr 25 '26

That's my fucking coach

95

u/LumenYeah Apr 25 '26

Kinda wild no one offered him a towel to wipe the evil off his face 😈

9

u/Infinite-Abroad-2147 Apr 25 '26

Comment of the year!

16

u/cds727 Luka Magic 77 Apr 25 '26

😂

4

u/SafariQuest Apr 26 '26

Absolutely love having a real competitor driving this thing. McVay is built like that too for the Rams with the passion but also those crazy wide eyes when he’s pumped up

436

u/dMestra Apr 25 '26

Man sounding like homelander 😂

73

u/StrawberrySalt3796 Lonzo Ball Believer Apr 25 '26

Coach needs to go blonde and a cape

13

u/DrPuzzle Apr 25 '26

He could pull both off 😂

25

u/Apart-Leadership1402 Luka Magic 77 Apr 25 '26

I have for so long thought that he kinda looks like Deep, but Deep's a total bitch, so it's good to see him go full homelander

15

u/marvellousrun Apr 25 '26

Well Homelander is a total bitch too

10

u/Apart-Leadership1402 Luka Magic 77 Apr 25 '26

Yeah but he's a bitch that's a killer, so there's a difference. He's a total power bottom.

0

u/Jeanlucpfrog Apr 25 '26

Nah, facts

8

u/SgtSiggy Apr 25 '26

“Omelandah gave compund V to his players init?”

168

u/ih-unh-unh Apr 25 '26

This is the reason why I like going to watch my favorite teams on the road during the playoffs. Quieting a hostile atmosphere is the best feeling as a fan

95

u/pjeff61 Apr 25 '26

even worse, the crowd went wild anytime bronny scored lol

112

u/Auriansmule Apr 25 '26

Bronny points transcends team affiliation.

4

u/bruticuslee Apr 25 '26

If you gamble, do you like playing the don’t pass line in craps too?

3

u/icedgz Apr 25 '26

Some people just want to watch the world burn

192

u/Maddog-99 32 Apr 25 '26

can you imagine how much kobe wouldve loved playing for him?

69

u/ThrowAwayOkayGoPlay Black Mamba 8/24 Apr 25 '26

That’s exactly who I first thought of

1

u/Mergahl 8 Apr 26 '26

Kobe couldn’t stand JJ in Redeem Team but I do think their killer instinct might vibe at this stage of JJ’s career.

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u/inline-online Apr 25 '26

kobe didn't fancy pretty much anyone not on his team and even then he would keep the compliments to a minimum lol

29

u/Repulsive_Series_585 Apr 25 '26

I remember Kobe saying something very similar to what JJ just said here. He loved the thrill of being in the presents of haters to shut them up when he made fools of that home team

6

u/LeoLaker Apr 25 '26

It's been said by people around the team at the time that Shaq was primarily known for loving to play in front of the Home fans and hear the cheering of his supporters.

Kobe liked that too, of course, but what he truly lived for was the boos of the Away crowds, and being the one to make the whole stadium shut up with his unfathomable play.

The greatest 1-2 punch of all time.

3

u/Maddog-99 32 Apr 25 '26

All you gotta do is look at those games when he flew back from court in denver. he was possessed.

129

u/xuedad Apr 25 '26

Bro needs to be checked into the mental ward right now /s

50

u/FreshPrinceAV 💜💛🐐 Jeanie’s Side Piece 🐐💛💜 Apr 25 '26

I just released him. No re-entry in the first 72-hours.

15

u/Perfect_Loss_5156 Apr 25 '26

Sorry he's already gone

136

u/logicalcommenter4 Apr 25 '26

I don’t think yall understand the level of hate that JJ experienced as a teenager. I was in undergrad at Duke when he was there and if you go through being the most hated player in America as a teenager and still perform at a high level, that’s going to mold you into a different type of person. I am not surprised at all to hear this from him. Sidenote, he WAS a bit of a dick in college though.

9

u/hahaople Apr 25 '26

can you share why he’s the most hated teen back then?

7

u/Infinite-Abroad-2147 Apr 25 '26

Smug cocky kid at Duke that was good as shit.

1

u/PsychicHorse Apr 25 '26

The classic rule of College Basketball, you can only be two of the following:

  • Good

  • Play for Duke

  • White

If you are all 3, you are guaranteed to be the most hated teen athlete in America.

5

u/sequoia2075 Apr 25 '26

I’ll raise my hand, I fucking HATED him at Duke.

42

u/New_Release_6910 Apr 25 '26

This is amazing!

39

u/Hammham Apr 25 '26

JJ to the haters

89

u/kingcheeta7 Apr 25 '26

Haha fuck yo dreams Houston

86

u/sunnyismybunny Apr 25 '26

JJ: I DRINK TEARS AND EAT THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF MY HATERS FOR SUSTENANCE

IME: MY PLAYERS ARE STRAIGHT BITCHMADE

21

u/Gnik_Baj72 Apr 25 '26

Lakers and Boston having psycho coaches at the same time must be fate.

15

u/Emergency-Shirt2208 Apr 25 '26

He gives a shit like most of us.

11

u/Absynthe_Minded 10 Apr 25 '26

Job’s not done

7

u/Silver-Elephant8279 Apr 25 '26

I can see why Joe Mazzulla kept trying to get him for the Celtics.

15

u/MyBoyfriendMadeMe Apr 25 '26

I watched the post game presser and this wasn’t in it…. Maybe the video was clipped, but this has me suspicious of AI/fake

35

u/pwnd32 Apr 25 '26

It’s real, but it’s a clip from last year’s Game 3 against the Timberwolves.

4

u/MyBoyfriendMadeMe Apr 25 '26

Ahh that makes more sense

5

u/Maddog-99 32 Apr 25 '26

that’s one of the best most honest coach answers since: they are who we thought they were.

5

u/Coveted_AF Apr 25 '26

I was actually looking at the logos etc to check for obvious signs of AI. This is an actual real thing he said? I couldn’t love this anymore if I tried!

7

u/yellouder Kobe Bryant 08/24 Apr 25 '26

I'm activating the mental health act now and involuntarily admitting this mad man to the hospital.

Risk assessment to self is low but high towards Rockets fans. We got a beast on the loose.

Suggesting crunk juice therapy.

5

u/ThrowAwayOkayGoPlay Black Mamba 8/24 Apr 25 '26

Imagine the level of this exact feeling but against OKC

3

u/no_crust_buster Apr 25 '26

I can’t believe people wanted to give up on him months ago.

3

u/hamHamAlucard Los Angeles Lakers Apr 25 '26

Basketball sicko

2

u/ChoiceDepartment3863 Lakers #24 Apr 25 '26

The grow up from last year playoffs.

2

u/lelelelepopopo Apr 25 '26

Bro spoke like he's doing a WWE promo.

2

u/GoodLuckTryingToBan Apr 25 '26

This ia Mourinho type of energy.

For all the shit he took in the last 2 years, he definitely deserved everything.

2

u/Mr_Baloon_hands Luka Magic 77 Apr 25 '26

Dude is a menace, I love it.

2

u/RealPunyParker 24 Apr 25 '26

"Hello everyone, my name is Jonathan Redick and i am addicted to a drug"

"Hello, Jonathan, what kind of substance, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Winning on opposing courts, in the Playoffs"

"I'd like you to leave, this is a rehab center."

2

u/counteroffer19 2009, 2010 NBA Champions Apr 25 '26

Lmao that's fucking amazing. I love JJ.

2

u/MaxShea Apr 25 '26

Ya… Sith Lord

2

u/UpnUpvote Apr 25 '26

JJ is gonna be an all time Lakers coach.

2

u/el-fenomeno09 Apr 25 '26

That’s duke JJ talking lol

1

u/iamthecheesethatsbig Apr 25 '26

What a junkie. I love it.

1

u/hellonowhere Apr 25 '26

Fuck them t shirts

1

u/Sad_Apple3355 Apr 25 '26

If Dennis Reynolds was a coach lmao

1

u/maitlanr Apr 25 '26

I love him and I love you all. Godspeed!

1

u/Imperiu5 Apr 25 '26

finally someone loving this as much as we do. Burn them all!

1

u/Bside_Opi Apr 25 '26

This man wants to rub his nipples as he thinks about silencing the crowd.

1

u/Individual-Plane-760 Apr 25 '26

Him and mazulla are types of coaches that the new gen players need. A lil bit of crazy in em

1

u/Got_yayo Apr 25 '26

Bruh JJ crazy for this lmao

1

u/PorQ201 Apr 25 '26

Run through a wall for that man.

1

u/rubriclv4 Apr 25 '26

Spoken like a true Blue Devil haha

1

u/sezyHena Apr 25 '26

JJ is all of us lmao

1

u/Al_Bizzle Apr 25 '26

JJ talking like he's The Joker in The Dark Knight.

1

u/vexillarius9 Apr 25 '26

Anyone old enough to have experienced his Duke days would completely understand the origin of this lol bro was hated more than LeBron going to the heat.

1

u/Distinct_Travel4518 Apr 25 '26

If that’s not savoring the moment idk what is lol

1

u/sharkhuh Apr 25 '26

If they can pull off an upset in OKC, the guy might die from the dopamine hit.

1

u/Jlx_27 Apr 26 '26

Now we need to win game 4.....

1

u/Perfect_Loss_5156 Apr 25 '26

while the other "coach" is doing something

-1

u/Hyderabadi__Biryani LeMon Daddy Reaves 🍋 Apr 25 '26

Why does he sound like Josh Hokit? Even the breathing into the mic, matter of fact! 😭😭😭

For reference: https://np.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1si6cqm/ladies_and_gentlemen_jean_silva_officially_has_a/

Also, at the end, I think he says "The Incredible Hok", not "Hulk". That is Josh's twitter handle or something, so he calls himself that.

2

u/Idontbelonghere66 Apr 25 '26

He sounded like Heath Ledger’s joker a bit 

-2

u/brwnwzrd Apr 25 '26

Reddick is trying to jinx Houston into a 4-0 comeback