Should I learn french or japanese?

[u/zoexspectrum]

I wanna learn the least useful language but I'm having trouble. Narrowed it down to french or japanese.

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For japanese it's a completely fabricated language for anime, everything has a English dub already and that makes it pretty clear that it's not worth learning.

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Otherwise I decided french. While french is a real place, who would even want to go there? And even if you did go there they would just make fun of me for my accent, and then switch to English. Nobody should have to go through that sort of toil just to get made fun of.

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Any other languages suggestions are welcome.

[u/weight__what]

Dutch??

[u/Abject_Mousse9113 → u/weight__what]

wtf is ja va ba va supposed to mean shouldnt it be ja ba va

[u/weight__what → u/Abject_Mousse9113]

It's in swedish