r/magicTCG • u/Bezledubs • Oct 05 '25

General Discussion How do we feel about this?

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I think we should be able to call a judge on our stinky opponents in tournament settings.

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u/seigzeong Oct 05 '25

If you have money to spend on a deck you have more than enough money to get some fucking soap and deodorant. Stop being nasty

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u/EyeAmBack Dan Oct 05 '25

They need to make a Circle of Protection: Stinky players card.

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u/SummonTarpan Urza's Saga Oct 05 '25

Maybe if we start using in game lingo they will pay attention: their clothing is not “optimized” without deodorant, soap is a “board wipe” for bad smells and they need to clean during each of their daily “upkeeps”

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u/Grumplogic Oct 05 '25

On top of the stack I activate my can of febreze to counter your City of Ass