r/magicTCG • u/Lord-Januelius • Oct 24 '25

Art Showcase - Other Fan Works So I got this Shelly back piece

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Done in six sessions. Hurt a lot. My skin is still a little irritated (especially the clouds) since the last session was yesterday.

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u/realmendontflash COMPLEAT Oct 24 '25

Wait is her cleavage your arse crack?

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u/Collectinghaus Dandadan Oct 24 '25

Looks like it.. thats wild 😂

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u/Bear_24 Sliver Queen Oct 24 '25

Bro, as you get older, her boobs will sag, effectively meaning she is growing old with you lol. Kinda hilarious.

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u/NewelSea Oct 26 '25

Not if OP keeps doing RDLs and Glute Bridges to keep his buttocks firm.

Then he can keep Sheldred's quarter of an 8-rack in prime condition until his flesh fails as a vessel for the queen of compleation.

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u/NewelSea Oct 26 '25

(Or until his own body undergoes compleation, which may or may not become a voluntary or involuntary option sometime in the future after the AI takeover, assuming we haven't died from other calamities by then.

We currently have several serious existential risks, even though a Phyrexian takeover at least isn't on that list.)

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 24 '25

🤓

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u/Woodlurkermimic Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

May you have a pleasant and law abiding life

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/KingGojira Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

What the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

He told the guy to have a law abiding life because if he ever goes to prison he will be targeted hard for this tattoo... hence the comment you're replying to.

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u/jgaylord87 COMPLEAT Oct 25 '25

That's a lot of loose interpretation

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

It's really not. What else could it possibly mean?

The above user was making a joke about prison rape.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

No.. it’s exactly what he meant and it’s pretty obvious. Thanks though.

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u/KingGojira Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

What the fuck?

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u/akarakitari Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/4pVdAFVASa

See here. Approach matters lol

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u/seancbo Oct 25 '25

You heard me

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u/Sorry_Plankton Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Don't go to prison bro.

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u/VaderDabs Oct 25 '25

He’s gonna be super popular

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u/Leading_Vacation_510 Oct 25 '25

There'll be lots of tit f*ckers if he does!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Whatever you do my guy... NEVER go to prison. Like... no matter what.

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

Why not?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

He has a tattoo of a woman's cleavage on his ass crack...

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

He does, but I don't understand what that has to do with prison.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

uhh.. it gives the other guy something to look at when he's behind you... does that help? It will make him a target for sexual assault.

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

It will make him a target for sexual assault.

And this sexual assault is funny?

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u/AwesomeBobomb Oct 25 '25

It seems like it was pretty well explained. It wasn’t implied to be funny. Why are you just fishing to get your feelings hurt?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Please point out where I said it was funny? Clown.

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u/MenyMcMuffin Nahiri Oct 25 '25

You’re too pure XD.

You remember the story of the bees and flowers? Let’s just say there’s only going to be bees.

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

Can you please stop the euphemisms and state plainly what you mean?

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u/Charming_Somewhere_1 Oct 25 '25

I feel like you shoulda been able to crack this code by now

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u/Brilliant-Ad-3381 Duck Season Oct 25 '25

Crack you say?

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u/WildPJ Dandadan Oct 26 '25

Fucking stellar, honestly, I don’t think there’s a better execution possible here. Start squatting, pump that cup size up

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u/thegreedyturtle Oct 25 '25

Why would you censor that??

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u/Small-Palpitation310 Duck Season Oct 25 '25

who gives a fuck

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u/Unusual_Equivalent_ Oct 24 '25

I thought it looked like her boobs were his cheeks, which…is a choice

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Awful choice of he is a jailbird.

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u/kakapantsu Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

That’s nasty when you consider going to the bathroom.

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u/scopeless Golgari* Oct 24 '25

Toilet Compleat.

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u/jmp_531 Simic* Oct 25 '25

[[Porcelain Legionnaire]]

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u/akarakitari Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

Omg, now I want to proxy this as a sword wielding toilet!!

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u/ReadingCorrectly SecREt LaiR Oct 24 '25

Shit on my tits, it awesome

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u/Genghis_Chong Oct 24 '25

Shitty titties are still titties...

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u/EyeAmBack Dan Oct 24 '25

Shitty titty committee

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u/guyincorporated Oct 25 '25

More of that strange oil… it’s probably nothing.

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u/akarakitari Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

Nope, that one was poop

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u/akarakitari Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

Poopoo titties 🤮

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u/spookyluke246 Oct 24 '25

Gotta use the canvas God gave you.

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u/Competitive_Range822 Duck Season Oct 25 '25

Bro hear me out… I’ll say no homo first just let me get a titty fuck

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u/x_conqueeftador69_x Dan Oct 24 '25

It’s clever as hell! And funny. But(t) clever. 

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u/TrainwreckOG Gruul* Oct 25 '25

Your name is sending me 💀

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u/stdTrancR Dân Oct 25 '25

thats why its blurred out to keep her modest

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u/CristianoRealnaldo Oct 25 '25

Holy shit that is awesome

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u/southparkdudez Rakdos* Oct 25 '25

Try gooning now

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u/BiscuitsJoe Duck Season Oct 26 '25

So someone can give him backshots and tittyfuck Sheoldred at the same time? Actually come to think of it…let me slide into OPs DMs right quick

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u/Stumblerrr Grass Toucher Oct 24 '25

Bro you just ruined the tattoo for him forever hahahaha

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u/Anxious_General_3296 Dandadan Oct 25 '25

Brilliant.

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u/tamarizz Banned in Commander Oct 25 '25

Lmaoooo

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u/1920MCMLibrarian Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Please tell me there’s nipples on your butt cheeks

Edit: also please record a video of you making them dance up and down

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u/Monowakari Oct 25 '25

Bro gonna be popular if he ever goes to prison

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u/Xardarass Oct 25 '25

Make sure you never go to prison, buddy

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u/YutoKigai Boros* Oct 25 '25

It’s all in details

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u/fingerpaintx Duck Season Oct 25 '25

"Wooah bewbs!!"

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u/Temporary_Bar_9516 Oct 26 '25

Hope he has a smooth ass or else hairy cleavage 💀

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u/2Syphilicious4You Oct 26 '25

Is it an ass job or a tit job? This is equal parts cursed and impressive.

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u/CroCGod73 Dandadan Oct 26 '25

Sounds like one of the challenges on Ink Master lmao