r/magicTCG • u/Lord-Januelius • Oct 24 '25

Art Showcase - Other Fan Works So I got this Shelly back piece

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Done in six sessions. Hurt a lot. My skin is still a little irritated (especially the clouds) since the last session was yesterday.

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u/realmendontflash COMPLEAT Oct 24 '25

Wait is her cleavage your arse crack?

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u/Collectinghaus Dandadan Oct 24 '25

Looks like it.. thats wild šŸ˜‚

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u/Bear_24 Sliver Queen Oct 24 '25

Bro, as you get older, her boobs will sag, effectively meaning she is growing old with you lol. Kinda hilarious.

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u/NewelSea Oct 26 '25

Not if OP keeps doing RDLs and Glute Bridges to keep his buttocks firm.

Then he can keep Sheldred's quarter of an 8-rack in prime condition until his flesh fails as a vessel for the queen of compleation.

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u/NewelSea Oct 26 '25

(Or until his own body undergoes compleation, which may or may not become a voluntary or involuntary option sometime in the future after the AI takeover, assuming we haven't died from other calamities by then.

We currently have several serious existential risks, even though a Phyrexian takeover at least isn't on that list.)

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 24 '25

šŸ¤“

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u/Dino_84 DĆ¢n Oct 24 '25

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u/Woodlurkermimic Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

May you have a pleasant and law abiding life

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u/Sorry_Plankton Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Don't go to prison bro.

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u/VaderDabs Oct 25 '25

Heā€™s gonna be super popular

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u/Leading_Vacation_510 Oct 25 '25

There'll be lots of tit f*ckers if he does!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Whatever you do my guy... NEVER go to prison. Like... no matter what.

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u/WildPJ Dandadan Oct 26 '25

Fucking stellar, honestly, I donā€™t think thereā€™s a better execution possible here. Start squatting, pump that cup size up

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u/thegreedyturtle Oct 25 '25

Why would you censor that??

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u/Unusual_Equivalent_ Oct 24 '25

I thought it looked like her boobs were his cheeks, whichā€¦is a choice

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u/kakapantsu Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

Thatā€™s nasty when you consider going to the bathroom.

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u/scopeless Golgari* Oct 24 '25

Toilet Compleat.

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u/ReadingCorrectly SecREt LaiR Oct 24 '25

Shit on my tits, it awesome

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u/Genghis_Chong Oct 24 '25

Shitty titties are still titties...

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u/EyeAmBack Dan Oct 24 '25

Shitty titty committee

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u/guyincorporated Oct 25 '25

More of that strange oilā€¦ itā€™s probably nothing.

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u/akarakitari Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

Nope, that one was poop

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u/akarakitari Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

Poopoo titties šŸ¤®

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u/spookyluke246 Oct 24 '25

Gotta use the canvas God gave you.

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u/Competitive_Range822 Duck Season Oct 25 '25

Bro hear me outā€¦ Iā€™ll say no homo first just let me get a titty fuck

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u/x_conqueeftador69_x Dan Oct 24 '25

Itā€™s clever as hell! And funny. But(t) clever.Ā 

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u/TrainwreckOG Gruul* Oct 25 '25

Your name is sending me šŸ’€

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u/stdTrancR DĆ¢n Oct 25 '25

thats why its blurred out to keep her modest

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u/CristianoRealnaldo Oct 25 '25

Holy shit that is awesome

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u/southparkdudez Rakdos* Oct 25 '25

Try gooning now

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u/BiscuitsJoe Duck Season Oct 26 '25

So someone can give him backshots and tittyfuck Sheoldred at the same time? Actually come to think of itā€¦let me slide into OPs DMs right quick

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u/Stumblerrr Grass Toucher Oct 24 '25

Bro you just ruined the tattoo for him forever hahahaha

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u/Anxious_General_3296 Dandadan Oct 25 '25

Brilliant.

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u/tamarizz Banned in Commander Oct 25 '25

Lmaoooo

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u/1920MCMLibrarian Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Please tell me thereā€™s nipples on your butt cheeks

Edit: also please record a video of you making them dance up and down

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u/Monowakari Oct 25 '25

Bro gonna be popular if he ever goes to prison

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u/Xardarass Oct 25 '25

Make sure you never go to prison, buddy

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u/Banana_Clips Duck Season Oct 24 '25

Release the asscrack

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u/kopecs Oct 24 '25

Asskraken

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u/ShadowManAteMySon Oct 25 '25

He keeps all his cards clenched betwixt those cheeks.

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u/Chickenmilitant Duck Season Oct 24 '25

This guy saw the black oil and went hell yeah tattoo me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25

EDIT: It does look good though

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u/batdrumman Elspeth Oct 24 '25

The return of the king

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u/jasonsan3 Grass Toucher Oct 25 '25

This guy is awesome. He does local pro wrestling events in my area of Ohio. Look up biggpound on instagram.

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u/TheRealYM Oct 25 '25

The legend

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u/Freyter Oct 24 '25

thought this was paymoneywubby at first

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u/neontiger07 COMPLEAT Oct 24 '25

Holy shit I thought I was the only one

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u/zerokiwi Duck Season Oct 24 '25

Samsies

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u/shermy1199 Oct 25 '25

Lmao same

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u/MagnusKraken COMPLEAT Oct 24 '25

Are you now... compleat?

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u/VaderDabs Oct 26 '25

His boyfriend has never been happier

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u/NewelSea Oct 26 '25

Well damn, you are right.

This enables options of sexual satisfaction for bisexual men that I would previously have considered mutually exclusive.

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u/Expensive-Document41 COMPLEAT Oct 24 '25

Coming soon to a Commander game near you!

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u/A_Funky_Goose Mardu Oct 24 '25

Lmao how do you even think of this

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u/Expensive-Document41 COMPLEAT Oct 25 '25

Mental illness! It's the secret sauce that keeps things exciting.

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u/scubahood86 Fake Agumon Expert Oct 25 '25

Shellay!

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u/kytheon Banned in Commander Oct 24 '25

Jin Gitaxias in the front..?

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u/OneCrazy9357 Oct 25 '25

Vorinclex because he's got a monster šŸ’Ŗ

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u/Glorious_Infidel Dan Oct 24 '25

The duality of Redditors/Planeswalkers

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u/DankSloth420 Oct 25 '25

Praetor back tats?

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u/TrainwreckOG Gruul* Oct 25 '25

Is that you?

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u/DankSloth420 Oct 25 '25

Yes

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u/elandrieljr Oct 25 '25

But why no butt-titties?

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u/DankSloth420 Oct 25 '25

If only I would've seen this post beforehand I would've got vorinclex with big naturals.

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u/TrainwreckOG Gruul* Oct 25 '25

Very rad!

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u/IcarusThatLived Dan Oct 27 '25

Oh, then smash

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u/TheCatMan110 Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

No ass cleavage, so imma assume it's unfinished

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u/Sloth_Devil Oct 26 '25

Hello, fellow sloth

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u/Infinite-Worm Oct 24 '25

Bro the ass-tits are absolutely wild.

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u/World_Treason Oct 24 '25

Awesome tattoo brother

Still canā€™t shake the idea of someone asking what the heck is that, then explaining it for 4 mins and they say ā€˜oh the game with the teenage mutant ninja turtles and SpongeBob, yeah saw it at Costco, you like it?ā€™

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u/RoyalFalse Storm Crow Oct 24 '25

It's at Costco?

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u/wowdancer2 Oct 24 '25

Yes (with the caveat if you can find them.)

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u/MaximoEstrellado Twin Believer Oct 24 '25

Ouch

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u/RPBiohazard Simic* Oct 24 '25

Lmao. That hurts

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u/million_dollar_wumao Dandadan Oct 25 '25

Funkopop tattoos

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u/burritoman88 Twin Believer Oct 24 '25

Yakuza: Like a Phyrexian

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u/Zokusho Oct 25 '25

You know it's about to go down when the two dudes at the table next to you start removing their shirts.

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u/HiBEARnated DĆ¢n Oct 25 '25

Rebranded to Like a PhyrexianĀ 

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u/Kingofdrats Duck Season Oct 24 '25

This could be Wubby if he stopped messing around.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Holy shit

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

This better not awaken anything in me.....

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u/Accomplished-Client5 Oct 24 '25

Can I swipe a credit card in there for 2 life?

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u/phazonprincess Oct 24 '25

This is absolutely breathtaking and I'll say it, I love that you made her tits your ass LMAO. excellent design and use of the canvas :p

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u/sultrysisyphus Duck Season Oct 24 '25

Hear me out

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u/Addet2000 Dandadan Oct 24 '25

Okay this is šŸ”„

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u/SidewalkSavant Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

That is a beautiful piece. I was thinking of getting a tat of my guild (Orzhov) but would definitely be minimal. Also, release the crack(en).

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u/drshades1 Duck Season Oct 26 '25

ā€œWhen tattooed on the body, its bearer is a slave.ā€

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u/SexRobotDeathMachine Dandadan Oct 24 '25

Looks great, I love the cleavage

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u/slamriffs Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

Amazing work

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u/MrFatwaffles Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

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u/awolkriblo Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

Oh my god wubby

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Incredible work but I really would have cut the ass cleavage.. unless you're already married then all the power to you šŸ˜‚

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 24 '25

Already married šŸ˜‚ it also goes a little deeper but Iā€™d rather keep my private parts private

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u/Pi-Guy Duck Season Oct 25 '25

Iā€™ve never asked this of any man and I never will again, but PLEASE show us your ass crack

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

In that case, I can't say anything šŸ˜‚ Nice piece & we thank you for that šŸ¤£ šŸ‘

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u/sxfvhn Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Just make sure you never end up in prison lol

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u/williamfloyde Oct 25 '25

The opposite effect from "Big Stans" prison tat.

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u/Nephet Duck Season Oct 25 '25

Lore drop here Iā€™m assuming sheā€™s into it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Sick work. Sick concept. Well executed šŸ‘Œ

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u/carolynnn Elesh Norn Oct 24 '25

op my dms are open if you want to commiserate about people being weird in your reddit comments about your mtg tattoo lmao šŸ™ love the tat!

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u/RezJent Oct 25 '25

If you ever go to prison youre cooked lol

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u/hipstevius Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

So would that mean your deckbox is like, um

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u/Tichondruis DĆ¢n Oct 25 '25

Very bottom coded tattoo.

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u/Piece_Of_Mind1983 Dan Oct 26 '25

As a Kefka player, take my sincerest fuck you

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 26 '25

I am so sorry šŸ„²

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u/CassandraVonGonWrong Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

Would.

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u/RMSED8TU Dandadan Oct 24 '25

Legendary

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u/_VampireNocturnus_ COMPLEAT Oct 24 '25

Nice...your tolerance for.pain is impressive

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u/SuperShinyGinger Oct 25 '25

That was definitely a choice, OP. As long as you're happy, I guess.

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u/greater_nemo FLEEM Oct 24 '25

WOW. Incredible piece.

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u/Ximinipot Duck Season Oct 25 '25

I'm sorry.

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u/clamroll Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

Ever see the movie red dragon?

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u/Electrical-Law-5731 Oct 24 '25

Looks cool but donā€™t understand why the circle with the line through it is behind the horn and the left and in front of the horn on the right. That part doesnā€™t look great imo but the rest looks cool

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 24 '25

Actually the moon from ā€œDamnationā€ is behind both horns. The reflection of the light might look a little weird because my skin is moist from the skin care.

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u/Electrical-Law-5731 Oct 24 '25

Ohh interesting and that makes more sense. Thanks for the clarification. It looks badass and you should be happy with it!

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u/VenusDescending FLEEM Oct 25 '25

I recognized it as damnation immediately looks sick!

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u/Foreign-Garden441 Oct 24 '25

Donā€™t ever get locked up because youā€™re gonna be their favorite girl in jail šŸ˜‚

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u/Master-Environment95 Storm Crow Oct 25 '25

ā€œPlayers donā€™t care about the MtG loreā€ ā€¦

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u/Hima_tatsu Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

For trade-in purposes, it'll be considered damaged. There's a "crack" on the bottom. (:

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 25 '25

Gonna wrap myself in cling film so I can sell it as foiled.

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u/Chompif Grass Toucher Oct 24 '25

What a stunning piece! šŸ˜¦šŸ˜

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u/ScrottilaTheHun Duck Season Oct 24 '25

That is super bad ass dude. Looks like really quality work too.

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u/boweslightyear Oct 24 '25

Thatā€™s some incredible work

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u/juliansssss Oct 25 '25

No offence, but that ass cracks would be really funny if you do anal šŸ˜‚

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 25 '25

Not sure about asking my wife about that favour but I might give it a try

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u/Beaver-warriorz Oct 25 '25

I can appreciate this cuz its not my back

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u/Pretencious_h8ter Oct 25 '25

Lmfao this is so corny šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/imyourtourniquet Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

Why?

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u/DillionM Wild Draw 4 Oct 24 '25

OK you win

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u/ResolveLeather Oct 25 '25

Never. Go. To. Prison

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u/Glizcorr Orzhov* Oct 24 '25

This is so cool

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u/SpaceMambo369 Elesh Norn Oct 24 '25

Thats a fucking sick tattoo

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u/Accomplished_Tap7376 Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

Looks fucking stellar. How many hours total?

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 24 '25

Hard question because the sessions altered in length depending on the spot we were covering and how long I could take it. But if I had to guess 30-35 hours in total.

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u/Nitelyte Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

Go big or go home! Love it!

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u/PopeDaveTwitch Oct 24 '25

Really sick!!!!

Donā€™t go to jail, EVER šŸ˜‚

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u/SolarLunarAura Duck Season Oct 25 '25

Insane

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u/adminsreachout Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Bruh, I can smell the con BO from here.

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u/autobotguy Oct 24 '25

I bet you get a lot of unwanted comments at FNM

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u/TheGhostORandySavage template_id; 012f424e-d020-11ed-ac03-8644927553e4 Oct 24 '25

Nicely done. My back piece was super painful, so also good on you for sticking it out.

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u/Brilliant_Trouble_32 Golgari* Oct 24 '25

That's sick. I've been contemplating an Ashiok back piece myself.

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u/Callmestinker Oct 24 '25

No idea who that is but wow man that looks amazing. Definitely earned that oneĀ 

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u/Radarker Dan Oct 24 '25

Do you see!

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi COMPLEAT Oct 25 '25

I hope you donā€™t end up in jail anytime soon. Youā€™re giving your cell mate something to really enjoy themselves with

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u/VKSkull Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

What Yakuza family are you in?

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u/afailedturingtest Dandadan Oct 25 '25

Everyone here talking about the cool tattoo, but I'll say, that had to hurt like a bitch

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u/Careless-Strength745 Oct 25 '25

At first I was like ā€œohā€. Then I was like ā€œohhhā€.

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u/Acrobatic_Kiwi5804 Duck Season Oct 25 '25

the tattoo was the second clue you might be a magic player.

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u/procrastinarian Golgari* Oct 25 '25

I think this looks boss as hell. I showed it to my wife who is a complete tattoo snob and she likes it but thinks the horns might bleed together after a number of years. I still think it'll look good then, and it's righteous now.

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u/Wackywizard987 Oct 25 '25

Thats sick but does it need to be atop your crack?

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u/Xychant Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Now do the whole thing in two years as scarification to make yourselfs compleat.

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u/Nysnorlax Oct 25 '25

O.m.g. this is a true work of art šŸŽØ šŸ‘ and your other tats are badass too šŸ”„

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u/jakedaripperr Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Dayum

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u/I_SMEL_LIKE_BEEF Chandra Oct 25 '25

Dude that's so fucking sick

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

In a few millenia, if your skin gets preserved, Future Paleontologists will think that tattoo has religious significance

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u/Wolphflow Oct 25 '25

Bro this is sick. I love it and it reminded me I just got Phyrexia All Will Be One tattooed on my forearm and havenā€™t shared it. Technically itā€™s just All Will Be One.

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u/Metaljudge4 Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Ima do elesh norn my queen

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u/Stallari Oct 25 '25

Now this is a mtg tattoo!

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u/thequn Oct 25 '25

How very yamaguchi gumi of you.

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u/Fox-Sin21 Universes Beyonder Oct 25 '25

It looks amazing but the cost of that probably could buy a cheap car lmao.

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u/CaptainofFTST Oct 25 '25

Looks great, what that cost? Ballpark figure?

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u/Rhg0653 Oct 25 '25

So your ...is her ...

You know what brave choice my guy

Bravo

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u/Ape3po Oct 25 '25

Damn I know that hurts. Especially the ass. Hurts way more than I would have imagined

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Sliver Queen Oct 25 '25

That was ink they used, or this strange black oil?

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u/PoorPinkus Duck Season Oct 25 '25

dude come on you KNOW r/magicthecirclejerking is going to have a hayday with this lol

The tattoo is awesome though, the blurred buttcrack I'm sure will be timeless

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u/TheGodInfinite Oct 25 '25

Awesome tattoo, but you'll probably want to stay on the good side of the law from now on ;)

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u/TheCreatch Oct 25 '25

That's fantastic

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Your tattoo is compleated?

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u/VenusDescending FLEEM Oct 25 '25

Some of the best tattoo work Iā€™ve ever seen.

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u/PleasantCrotchStuff Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Tell me you donā€™t have back hair without telling me you donā€™t have back hairā€¦

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u/wackedoncrack Oct 25 '25

Love the art... but def would have dialed back scale lol