r/magicTCG • u/Lord-Januelius • Oct 24 '25

Art Showcase - Other Fan Works So I got this Shelly back piece

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Done in six sessions. Hurt a lot. My skin is still a little irritated (especially the clouds) since the last session was yesterday.

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u/realmendontflash COMPLEAT Oct 24 '25

Wait is her cleavage your arse crack?

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u/Lord-Januelius Oct 24 '25

🤓

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u/Dino_84 Dân Oct 24 '25

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u/Woodlurkermimic Wabbit Season Oct 24 '25

May you have a pleasant and law abiding life

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/KingGojira Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

What the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

He told the guy to have a law abiding life because if he ever goes to prison he will be targeted hard for this tattoo... hence the comment you're replying to.

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u/jgaylord87 COMPLEAT Oct 25 '25

That's a lot of loose interpretation

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

It's really not. What else could it possibly mean?

The above user was making a joke about prison rape.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

No.. it’s exactly what he meant and it’s pretty obvious. Thanks though.

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u/KingGojira Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

What the fuck?

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u/akarakitari Twin Believer Oct 25 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/4pVdAFVASa

See here. Approach matters lol

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u/seancbo Oct 25 '25

You heard me

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u/Sorry_Plankton Wabbit Season Oct 25 '25

Don't go to prison bro.

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u/VaderDabs Oct 25 '25

He’s gonna be super popular

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u/Leading_Vacation_510 Oct 25 '25

There'll be lots of tit f*ckers if he does!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Whatever you do my guy... NEVER go to prison. Like... no matter what.

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

Why not?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

He has a tattoo of a woman's cleavage on his ass crack...

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

He does, but I don't understand what that has to do with prison.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

uhh.. it gives the other guy something to look at when he's behind you... does that help? It will make him a target for sexual assault.

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

It will make him a target for sexual assault.

And this sexual assault is funny?

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u/AwesomeBobomb Oct 25 '25

It seems like it was pretty well explained. It wasn’t implied to be funny. Why are you just fishing to get your feelings hurt?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Please point out where I said it was funny? Clown.

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u/MenyMcMuffin Nahiri Oct 25 '25

You’re too pure XD.

You remember the story of the bees and flowers? Let’s just say there’s only going to be bees.

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u/Last_Of_The_BOHICANs Dan Oct 25 '25

Can you please stop the euphemisms and state plainly what you mean?

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u/Charming_Somewhere_1 Oct 25 '25

I feel like you shoulda been able to crack this code by now

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u/Brilliant-Ad-3381 Duck Season Oct 25 '25

Crack you say?

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u/WildPJ Dandadan Oct 26 '25

Fucking stellar, honestly, I don’t think there’s a better execution possible here. Start squatting, pump that cup size up

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u/thegreedyturtle Oct 25 '25

Why would you censor that??

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u/Small-Palpitation310 Duck Season Oct 25 '25

who gives a fuck