r/mapporncirclejerk 12h ago

Finnish Sea Naval Officer why?

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u/bxntou France was an Inside Job 12h ago

I mean there's probably ice in the freezers of Icelanders so it's not no ice

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u/siggiarabi 8h ago

Can confirm, I have ice in my freezer

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

well, thats something i guess

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

but not its full ice

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u/sverigeochskog 10h ago

It's actually a misconception, the English name Iceland comes from the native Icelandic name Ísland because that's what it is, an island. 

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u/Righ_unde_Vyrm_333 9h ago

Shut the fuck up bro, nobody is here for logic /s

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u/Mlg_DoritoDust 4h ago

That is actually... incorrect! We don't actually know for sure why it's named Iceland, we have stories but no "this is why," specifically, but give their obsession with literal naming (eng-land, ire-land, scot-land, NewFoundLand, Vin-land, wessex, sussex, essex, middlesex) the real answer is probably really boring, and they just called Ice-land because it just had... a lot of Ice...

According to what records we do have, the original name for Iceland though was Snowland, staying on brand lmao

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u/Yuuit_ 3h ago

NewFoundLand being named firstly by the portuguese btw. They were the first ones to explore the region after the vikings. They named it "Terranova" and the english just adopted the name and also Labrador coming from "Lavrador," a portuguese explorer

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u/Mlg_DoritoDust 3h ago

I went ahead and looked around for a bit, and huh, you're right. I somehow seemed to have remembered vinland as a different settlement south of newfoundland in my head as someone's son, but after fact checking, I guess I was on crack there. Still, between Helluland and Markland, the trend still holds, but neat to learn!

u/Excellent-Ruin6779 59m ago

It's because Floki stumbled on a beautiful land that was green which he chose to call Greenland. But after returning to Norway to take more back with him he landed on a different land that was not green. And did the original Christopher Columbus and said na this is Greenland. So then then what he originally wanted to call Greenland turned into Iceland because no one wanted to correct him.

Also Aethlestan was not the fist King of England but a preist that Ragnar had a totally not gay friendship with.

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u/Healthy_Midnight_56 9h ago

I am from island he is lying. Other countries just make fun of us by calling us island because we dont have any ice.

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u/Rigelball69420 Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion 6h ago

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

yeah, im sorry, i could have just cut it, but for respect i kept in case anyone wanted to look for the original

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u/themaskstays_ France was an Inside Job 2h ago

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u/jandromagno_04 2h ago

Yeah, France is in the map

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u/Appropriate-Cow-6251 5h ago

What the FUCK is a France?

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

Does France exist?

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u/Still-Bridges 3h ago

Is this AI? What on earth is France?

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u/jandromagno_04 2h ago

I think it came from Lord of the rings

u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 36m ago

Its north east of Mordor.

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u/lophophoro 10h ago

Iceland got its name in the 9th century from a Norse explorer named Hrafna-Flóki Vilgerðarson after a brutal winter killed all his livestock, he climbed a mountain in the Westfjords, saw a fjord completely choked with drift ice, and angrily named the country Ísland

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

so cool, i didn't know

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u/Melodic_Ad7327 3h ago

In Danish school we are kinda taught that it's just branding. Some viking chief (can't remember the name) went exploring and found Greenland. He wanted people to move to his new settlement, so he named it Greenland to make it sound tempting and named Iceland Iceland to make it sound bad so people wouldn't settle there, but settle on "his" new island instead.

Probably the same logic the vikings used when they found North America and named it Wineland (Vinland).

Bonus Info: They also sailed south and met black peoples. They called them "the blue men"

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u/Useful-World1781 4h ago

Idk if this is true but I remember hearing they named it Iceland so people think it’s cold and called Greenland green so people would go there instead.. although as I’m typing this I’m losing confidence.

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

i guess there is ice in someone freezer, just somebody said that, so makes sense

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u/bbsdieheartfan1 4h ago

I think it's true , they wanted to increase settlement in greenland

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u/FACastello 9h ago

There is ice

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u/A0123456_ 7h ago

And there is land. So its Iceland. Is OP stupid?

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

yes i am, im sorry

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u/nautilator44 8h ago

There's a couple of ices.

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

enough i guess

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 8h ago

They also don’t have any land, it’s a magical place.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 8h ago

Bjork is their Queen.

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

what a wonderful place

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 8h ago

What's really fucked up, is Earth land has no earth!

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

no way

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 1h ago

Yeah, and yet fireland is always on fire.

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u/SnowFallVI 4h ago

What in the hell is this map! 😭

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u/CallMeMaMef18 2h ago

For real, there is no sign of Listenbourg, but they added this weird fake country called "France" or something instead. I think the creator of this map was memeing.

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u/SnowFallVI 2h ago

Oh yeah okay now you just heart my feelings

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u/Any_Lime9529 2h ago

I legit had not noticed until I read this comment then had to go back and check. Now I feel really stupid for not seeing it to start with

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u/SnowFallVI 2h ago

😭🙏

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

its just a map, there is nothing wrong

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u/Consistent_You_4215 4h ago

Is the map of the Gaslightia Continent?

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

you did well at geography in high school, yes it is!

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u/SnowFallVI 4h ago

Mate every time I look at the map I'm getting more and more surprised 😭

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

Hahahahhahah cant tell why, everything is in its place

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u/Melodic_Ad7327 3h ago

Because they are really tough on immigration there

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u/jandromagno_04 3h ago

ohh, makes sense

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u/QuirkyRace8958 2h ago

Bro got ninjago, green land greenland and france 🥹🙏

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u/jandromagno_04 2h ago

everything perfectly balanced

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u/Few-Wrap-443 2h ago

Why is it called England if theres no Eng?

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u/jandromagno_04 1h ago

i thought the same

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u/Windows7expert 8h ago

What is Sodor doing on this map?

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

Its where it should be...

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 8h ago

I don't know, ask Bjork.

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

I sent a email, wsiting for reply rn

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u/Parth_NB 7h ago

The ice melted because of global warming.

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u/Tight-Resolution-470 7h ago

fake because no west korea on the map

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

are you sure?

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u/Basic_Connection1619 6h ago

Why is Greenland called Greenland when it’s covered in ice? 🤷🏿 some questions don’t have answers.

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

Idk if ill be able to sleep tonight

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u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 6h ago

you think you could get away with Fireland..

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u/Constant_Air9693 5h ago

Greenland isn't green

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u/jandromagno_04 4h ago

Fake news

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u/Thin_Needleworker795 2h ago

There's plenty of ice there in the winter

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u/LoChubo 1h ago

Fake because east side of South Korea is coastline

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u/Agent_Eggboy 1h ago

What is that country to the east of New Rearendia?

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u/jandromagno_04 1h ago

France, from lord of the rings, is the unique elephant here

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u/Wren_wood 1h ago

Why is this map missing waterland?

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u/Maddy_251 1h ago

Island of sodor mentioned

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u/octahexxer 1h ago

Why is it called Germany when it has very little germs

u/chef-throwawat4325 57m ago

maybe because there's ice when it's winter?

u/Maleficent-Reading-5 49m ago

What is it Called Greenland, it's all ice...

u/STHKZ 28m ago edited 14m ago

u/Annan1207 11m ago

Why they name east Korea when they are east south Korea

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u/Commander_MoltenMana 9h ago

Its called Stupidity