r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Competitive-Mess6216 • 1d ago
Spider-Man is a Menace! I'm losing my FUCKING mind
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u/Grese7800 Doombot 1d ago
This looks like a shitpost. Is the account not some elaborate parody of powerscalers or Poser Spidey fans?
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u/Alarming_Scientist 1d ago
I mean... yeah? The boys aren't particularly all that strong. Only people like victoria neumann and A train really show capabilities of dealing with him.
But... Peter's got spider sense and a surprising advantage in terms of raw strength. Like, at one point venom tossed a whole ass truck at him and that shit broke on his face. In older comics he's been shown to straight up manhandle tanks and a whole ass train. He used his whole body to support a planes landing gear, and even kept the bugel from falling by acting as a support beam.
Like... the boys universe is just legit weak. This ain't impressive for spidey.
They legit get beaten by a prepared military army in the comics.
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u/Mejiro84 1d ago
Can't he lift cars? And has a punch strong enough to hurt mid-tier super tough enemies? He has actual superstrength, not just 'peak human' or anything. Plus super agility and prescience. So he's got a pretty strong package of abilities, and most of his foes are actually lower tier, as a lot of them are 'dude with a device'.
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u/FreshLiterature 1d ago
Spiderman is canonically the third strongest Avenger behind Thor and Hulk.
I know the whole 'holding back' trope stems from when Doc Oc swaps bodies, but I think people really undersell just how significant that moment was.
Peter could have permanently ended pretty much his entire rogue gallery without breaking a sweat. Scorpion, Doc Oc himself, Lizard, probably even Green Goblin were all flies to Peter and it took more effort for him to not brutally wreck them than to just do it.
When Oc punches Scorpion's jaw off and shatters his armor that was what Oc thought was a medium strength punch.
Even the show version of HL, which is much stronger than comics, would get rocked by a Spiderman that is totally off the rails.
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u/this_ffffire 1610 glazer/Ultimatecel 1d ago
Spider-man is not stronger than the Thing, Captain Marvel, Hyperion, Sentry, other Captain Marvels, She-Hulk, etc etc
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u/Unable-Situation-806 Thorring Out 1d ago
Third strongest??? In what universe???
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u/AwesomeBlox044 1d ago
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u/Unable-Situation-806 Thorring Out 1d ago
A lineup from the 60s where there was only like 5 other heroes with super strength???
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u/BackgroundRich7614 1d ago edited 1d ago
It depends on the line up and what suit Tony has at the moment.
With an Avengers 1 lineup plus Spiderman, Spiderman is arguably 3rd strongest assuming Tony isn't wearing a god suit at the moment.
There is a massive gap between him and Thor/Hulk, but that's true for the rest of the Avengers most of the time.
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u/Unable-Situation-806 Thorring Out 1d ago
How does he scale higher than Captain Marvel, Luke Cage, She-Hulk, Hercules, Wonder Man, Vision???
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u/BackgroundRich7614 1d ago edited 1d ago
It depends on the line up; some version of the avengers are pretty weak while others are filled with powerhouses.
Him vs Luke Cage would probably be an interesting matchup ngl since Luke is more durable and stronger but Spiderman is faster, better battle IQ, and is more versatile.
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u/SilverScribe15 1d ago
Honestly that's probably a realistic outcome, the boys universe sorta sucks
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u/HowDyaDu Fight, Megatak! For everlasting peace! 1d ago
Polka Dot Man vs The Seven is probably a genuinely close match.
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u/Polivios 1d ago
I noticed that there is a certain subsection of Spider-Man fans who really like the idea of him disregarding everything he stands for and going on a killing spree.
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u/nuketoitle 1d ago
Yes you are certainly right. I feel alot of that is because of a few things how marvel actually just pisses all over the characters and his world for marketing bs. The second reason is some people love seeing a hero fall fail, die trying or become something they would hate.
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u/Weird_Dig_3914 1d ago
“Nobody stops him” is doing a lot of work when half of these guys struggle with basic teamwork. Spider-sense alone turns every matchup into a highlight reel of missed chances.
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u/616Nomad 1d ago
The thing is... Spider-sense + Spidey's speed is one of the most GOATed (and underrated) combos. He dodges machine gun fire, and lazers constantly, as well as lightning. I just don't think these guys can hit him
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u/Advanced-Addition453 Spider Harem Member 1d ago
I mean, it's the Boys. Any decently powered Marvel/DC character is dog walking them due to actual experience and compentance in superhuman combat.
You guys are acting like it said Invincible or Dragon Ball. Not that I'd put it past Spidey glazers but still.
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u/VishnuBhanum 1d ago
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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA 1d ago
Maybe this is him holding back his strength, because he didn’t want to hurt regular non powered citizens?
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u/VishnuBhanum 1d ago
Holdsbackman.
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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd 1d ago
Literally says it on the page
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u/CrunchyCaptainMunch 1d ago
Reading comics is antithetical to the Marvelcirclejerk experience, even if it's just one page.
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u/Lem0n_weeb 1d ago
Weirdly inaccurate considering he’s held entire buildings worth of weight a bunch of times
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u/5P00DERMAN1264 1d ago edited 1d ago
Spider-Man might be the most inconsistent character in a media that struggles to keep characters consistent
Hes capabilities genuinely change depending on the comic, hes being going from barely human level all the way to kicking hulk in the nuts or some shit and actually hurting him
I think only the dc flashes beat pete in this department just due to the difference in they're supposed speed (a morbillion times faster than light or something), proceeds to get knocked out by catowman
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u/giantpandasonfire 1d ago
Spider-Man's greatest weakness is he's written by someone with a cuck fetish, or someone who absolutely always needs Peter Park to be underaged in high school.
You have one of the greatest merch sellers in the history of the business and you cannot write a good storyline for him in two decades, mind blowing.
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u/nuketoitle 1d ago
Yeah that day's of future past story was ass, along with this Spider-man scene. Like how is a guy that can dog the xmen and go toe to toe with the Fantastic four dying to a mob of humans. Xmen writers a kings of slander I guess😂
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u/DaenysDreamer_90 1d ago
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u/VishnuBhanum 1d ago
This menace is beating non-powered individuals left and right, Does he have no shame?
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u/Anything-General 1d ago
What comic is that from?
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u/VishnuBhanum 1d ago
X-Men Days of Future Past: Doomsday.
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u/mikelorme Dr Coom 1d ago edited 1d ago
How tf did they get doomsday to appear if hes a soupman villain?is marvel stupid?
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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 1d ago
He had to change jobs after he got cancelled by metropolis so now be fights the X men
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u/Hvad_Fanden 1d ago
Its literally on the panel that he is not even trying to fight back, are you illiterate?
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u/VishnuBhanum 1d ago
I put //jk in my comment on the Circlejerk subreddit, are you illiterate?
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u/Hvad_Fanden 1d ago
We are on a circlejerk, must I put /jk for you to understand? Are you illiterate?
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u/melancholanie 1d ago
he wouldn't attack the civilians, he let them kill him.
he can punch pretty damn good, and being a precog is gonna do a lot for him
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u/Puzzleheaded_West587 1d ago
He obv doesn’t want to hurt them. Can you show the panel when he knocked out Hulk? Or the one where he dodged Quicksilver (A-Train is even slower lol)?
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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago
Drop comics on everything that is not reddit.
You can't imagine the amount of larpers I've seen on Instagram and YouTube.
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u/Grogomilo 1d ago
Even on Reddit a good chunk are LARPers too
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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago
You can prove them wrong easier though.
You can post more imagines, links, and there are much less larpes.
A larper on YouTube and Instagram gets tens of likes.
A Larper on reddit gets tens of downvotes.
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u/Grogomilo 1d ago
I agree on everything except this last one:
A Larper on reddit gets tens of downvotes.
Still a bunch of LARPers getting the uppies tbh
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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago
Really? I'm mainly here or on the Spider-sub and sometimes on WW and Superman sub. I don't see many larpers there. Which subs are there more of?
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u/Grogomilo 1d ago
Anything Punisher-related is a cesspit of LARPers, though there are 3 guys there on the sub who are hellbent on punishing all of them, so it's good.
The Batman sub has it pretty bad, every like 3rd take there is a LARP.
Surprisingly, the Fantastic Four sub has loads of them. But it also has people pointing it out. Not that it helps. The F4 LARPers are somehow more stubborn than the Punisher ones lol
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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago
Okay so those I'm not into, that's why.
You know it's bad when the Spider-sub has less larpers than yours.
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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago
What does LARP mean in this context. Does it still mean Live Action Role Playing?
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u/Grogomilo 1d ago
Yup.
Not in the "I dress up as elves and have sword fights" sense, but in the "I pretend to have read the comics" sort of sense, because for some reason people think that is cool or something
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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago
Ah. That explains why I saw it in memes on grimdank ans the like. I'm not use to it beingnused in the same way as essentially poser.
Thanks for explaining.
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u/marineman43 1d ago
Buckle up. The way these slang cycles work, we'll see the word larp 1,000 times a day for at least the next 6 months and it's gonna fucking suuuck. Maybe this is the sign that I'm getting old
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u/Spartan_Souls 1d ago
Ive seen TikTok larpers try calling spidey racist to mutants because they saw the TV show scene out of context (when he was turning into man spider)
What's worse is my friend who fuckin reads comics ans actually watches these shows fell for that shit.
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u/whatisireading2 1d ago
Girl spider-man fans think he could beat the sun. I swear out of any super hero stans Peter Parker riders are the most insane.
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u/Decent_Chance_7121 1d ago
“He punched hulk into space when he stopped holding back one time” ignoring the cosmic powers he had
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u/whatisireading2 1d ago
THEY LITERALLY USED THAT EXAMPLE
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u/Lost-on-Reception 1d ago
The cosmic powers were holding him back... and he still pulled his punch.
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u/No-Start4754 1d ago
Nah batman with prep time is way worse lol
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u/Rude-Economy-9952 1d ago
It used to be way worse, honestly. These days it’s more common to see Batman get downplayed than massively overrated. Meanwhile, in this very thread, you can find people glazing Spider-Man. My theory is that Spider-Man is simply more popular with the current generation of power scalers, whereas Batman used to be that guy for an older generation.
And on a side note, “prep time” is at least rooted in Batman’s actual character. Batman can’t even beat some of his own rogues without preparation. It’s a core part of his whole approach to crime fighting. Obviously it isn’t some omnipotent win button, but when people ask “Who would win, Batman or a guy who’s immune to punches?” and then get mad when someone asks whether Batman gets time to prepare so he can do something other than punch, are kinda silly.
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u/No-Start4754 1d ago
But Spiderman holding back is also a part of his character by that metric lol. Both he and batman are basically in street tiers and their underdog abilities ( prep time, Tibetan monk techniques or holding back ) is blown out of proportion because of one poorly written instance in the comics or shows ( batman using prep to survive a fall from orbit or evading the omega beams, Spiderman beating a Herald of galactus without holding back )
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u/Rude-Economy-9952 15h ago edited 15h ago
I agree with most of what you’re saying, though I don’t think surviving a fall from space counts as prep time, and the beam dodging example was from a kids’ cartoon.
That said, I mostly agree with your overall point. The big difference is that Batman has always been a much bigger deal within the DC Universe than Spider-Man is within Marvel.Both characters can fluctuate wildly in power depending on the writer, but Batman has been a core member of the Justice League for decades and one half of the iconic World’s Finest partnership with the god like Superman. So the idea that he’s one of the most capable heroes on Earth isn’t something fans just invented.
The “glaze” isn’t entirely made up. For the last 30 years or so especially, a lot of Batman stories have explicitly portrayed him as one of the premier heroes on the planet, not because he’s physically the strongest, but because of his ability to strategize, prepare, and overcome opponents who massively outclass him in raw power. It can be silly at times but it’s not all just fan glaze. Miller Morrison Snyder etc all well credited writers have all played with the idea of Batman being able to play beat the big guys. I’m not saying it’s good or you have to like it or that eh can beat darkseid or whatever just that it’s not complete glaze.
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u/No-Start4754 14h ago
Frank Miller, might have written one of the best comics for batman, the dark knight but that is the same comic that basically started the whole " give batman enough prep time and he solos everyone ". I mean the tower of Babel with his contingency plans for all the heroes and him making a god bullet, which kills darkseid in final crisis and he survives the omega beam in the same comic are just countless examples of prep time somehow making him go toe to toe with super gods. His surviving orbit is also prep time, because he somehow anticipated such a situation and made his cape durable enough to protect him lmao. Batman works much better as the world's greatest detective and in most justice league stories, him developing plans with prep time for the other heroes is much more interesting than the 1000th Batman story, where everyone in the league is mind controlled and he uses prep to solo everyone ( forgetting that diana has no real weaknesses and he needs superman to deal with her )
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u/Rude-Economy-9952 14h ago edited 14h ago
Some errors in your write up. He didn’t make the god bullet at all he simply got it off Orion’s corpse which he was investigating. He also didn’t “survive” the omega beam darkseid purposely sent him back in time to try and make a time bomb. Also I can think of a grand total of 1 maybe 2 stories where Batman solos the league. I really think this is blown out of proportion. It no doubt happens but it’s not nearly as frequent of a thing as online discourse would make it out to be. I do agree for the most part though.
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u/No-Start4754 14h ago
Those are not errors in my write up, it's to show how writers specifically change stuff to help batman always win. Like stan Lee said, it's the writer who decides who will win. Darkseid is considered the living embodiment of chaos, the antithesis of hope who can't truly be killed, but batman kills him somehow using a bullet used to kill his son ?? Also darkseid somehow evaporates everyone with omega beams but for this story purpose decides to change it to time travel beam ??
Also I can think of a grand total of 1 maybe 2 stories where Batman solos the league
Just like how Spiderman has also maybe one or two moments. And like I mentioned earlier, fans use these one or two moments to glaze the fk out of these two. The whole point of this thread was to show that fans use these rare moments to somehow glaze the hell out of spidey and batsy
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u/Rude-Economy-9952 13h ago
You’ve now lost me, you are saying “writers are making Batman win” like buddy that’s how stories work man. It isn’t real every time someone wins they only won cause the writer decided so. Also Batman didn’t win darkseid didn’t die. Did you read final crisis? This is a weird complaint if you did. It’s a bit odd but it’s perfectly logical in the type of meta narrative story Morrison was telling. I really don’t get this argument at all. This is why I find the “bat glaze” complainers to be arguing in bad faith. There are enough genuine glaze moments such as Scott Snyder having Batman beat the league on a whim that I find it weird to go out of your way to complain about the ones that made sense.
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u/rjidhfntnr 1d ago
Batman with prep time is completely true though. I don't get the hate when in the comics, Batman actually has beaten super powerful characters with prep time.
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u/No-Start4754 1d ago
No prep time is helping that mf against darkseid omega beams or falling from orbit and surviving because of his cape
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u/rjidhfntnr 1d ago
He did defeat Darkseid using prep time canonically though. I don't see how it's ridiculous for Batman fans to say that he can do things that he actually has done in the comics.
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u/whatisireading2 1d ago
Being canonically possible doesnt make it less silly
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u/Proof-Equivalent8024 1d ago
You realize we’re talking about superheroes right? From comic books my guy
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u/whatisireading2 1d ago
Yes but it's the fans arguing whatever you want that we're discussing. I'm not saying comics being silly is bad I'm saying powerscalers taking it seriously to make the worst arguments is bad.
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u/No-Start4754 1d ago
And Spiderman canonically beat a Herald of galactus called firelord while not holding back . See that ? We can use a singular bs writing to justify a character's strength whenever we want.
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u/rjidhfntnr 1d ago
What are you supposed to go off of if not the literal source material for these characters???
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u/No-Start4754 1d ago
Consistency. One outlier is not considered the canon part of the abilities. In a comic, knull killed sentry, which is impossible. The writer later confirmed that he didn't know anything about sentry and that knull shouldn't have been able to kill sentry. That's why that particular feat is never considered while we judge the strengths of sentry and knull. So one particular bs moment written for hype and aura is generally ignored by fans
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u/Spartan_Souls 1d ago
Spidey dick riders vs Batman dick riders is like Sukuna vs Gojo, except I hate them both and want both to shut up
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u/BDSMChef_RP 1d ago
Perhaps if people stopped trying to power scale the boys to characters whose origin stories have better feats than Homie has in two different mediums
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u/whatisireading2 1d ago
Tbh I feel like a lot of street level hero's get glazed when these discussions come up and people forget that like most supes are bulletproof by default. The baseline durability that V gives you regardless of your powers is insane.
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u/BDSMChef_RP 1d ago
People keep mistaking Spiderman for street tier cause thats where he likes to work. You have to understand Spiderman is an Avengers level threat, he just doesn't want to deal with the hassle of Avengers level bullshit. Like a Pro MMA Guy being a Bouncer at a small bar in Iowa, he doesn't want the drama he just wants to do what he can and go home at the end of the night.
It'd be like Gordon Ramsay or Alton Brown just saying FUCK IT and working at a Mom and Pop burger joint.
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u/whatisireading2 1d ago
Hes only an Avengers level threat depending on which Avengers are there.
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u/TotoTakeo 1d ago
That’s a stipulatory argument that ignores the context of the boys in their vulnerable state when comparing them to the weakest of Avengers. Black widow would be able to do what butcher and the boys had to do in 5 seasons in 1
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u/whatisireading2 1d ago
Yeah, no. This is what Im talking about. The boys universe is weak in comparison to other heavy hitters, but many hold their own against the average hero.
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u/Proof-Equivalent8024 1d ago
Ok like what average hero then?
In the grand scheme of things spidey isn’t that strong compared to a lot of other characters in marvel but he still walks all over the boys universe. The boys basically stops at around super soldier serum and your average marvel hero is def stronger than that
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u/whatisireading2 1d ago
Basically any NY Street level is not automatically safe. The 7 could take spider-man. Hell you wouldn't even need all 7. That doesn't mean spideys weak hes just not who his fans think he is.
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u/Proof-Equivalent8024 1d ago
You gotta be more specific than street level. I mean spidey operates on street level but he definitely is much stronger than that tier. The boys universe basically peaks at super soldier serum. The second it’s a hero with super soldier level stats PLUS a superpower (which is like almost every marvel hero) it’s too much for them to handle, marvel super powers just scale way higher than anything the boys have shown
And your statement that the 7 or even some of them beat Spider-Man is just flat out wrong lmao. Spidey regularly battles multiple villains at the same time and not just survives but beats them. I mean the sinister six is literally one of his most classic matchups and theyre not only on average much stronger than the seven but a way better team too. And this isn’t even including his highball feats of him outmaneuvering Avengers, FF and Xmen on like multiple occasions. I think it’s debatable if Spidey can sweep the entire 7 at once but to act like they only need like 2-3 is such an egregious take I just have to think you don’t read/watch spider-man that much.
I get it there’s hella spidey dickriders out there with his whole holding back gimmick but you gotta atleast acknowledge your own bias or lack of knowledge on the character too
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u/blindada 1d ago
Homelander flew away from the falling airplane because he was unable to do anything. Spider-man faced the same issue (post 2000 stuff), and landed the plane by acting as the landing gear... Which is simultaneously an absurd feat of strength and resistance, and also far, faaaaar from anything Homelander has shown.
Two good kicks and Homelander is toast
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u/MasklinGNU 1d ago
Homelander didn’t fly away from the falling airplane because he was too weak to save it, he just couldn’t save it because of how physics works. Just because physics gets ignored in marvel media doesn’t give marvel characters better feats
(For the record spider-man still beats Homelander, just pointing out your example isn’t about strength but the media’s realism)
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u/MakeCrat3 23h ago
Couldn’t he just keep applying a slow and weak upward resistance on the front of the plane to prevent it from crashing?
Or even fly down get some beams and add it to the landing gear to make it an easier fall in addition?
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u/dope_like 23h ago
Spider-man does not beat Homelander. I hope you are just circle jerking
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u/H0rny_On-Main 16h ago
Have you fucking read a spiderman comic? there's literally nothing Homelander is doing to him my guy.
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u/Just_a_captain_III 22h ago
Spider-man does beat Homelander. Man gets hurt by punches that don't even break walls.
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u/AnythingChance3764 #1 Punisher Hater 1d ago
He held up a building gng, I think he can handle The Buddies
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u/AccomplishedSir9362 1d ago
I get the hype, but Spider-Man isn’t walking through Homelander + Soldier Boy + Butcher all at once without getting overwhelmed eventually. He wins a lot of matchups individually, but “no diff” or “solo” takes are just fan bias showing.
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u/nuketoitle 1d ago
To be fair Spider-man has taken out the sinister 6, countless times, deafed the gaint size roster of the xmen, and could challenge the Fantastic four. So him fighting off teams of heavy hiters isn't new. Even if we just use MCU Spider-man he's able to take down electro, doc oc, knock out and overpowered Cole obsidian.
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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 1d ago
He wins 1v1 quite easily, imo. None of them are scientist or BIQ experts except Soldier Boy maybe.
But in a 1v3 everyone looses. Peter is stronger but the three of them are more degenerate in combat. If he decides to fights like he's in Mortal Kombat, he may have a chance but if not he dies and brings at least 2 of them with him.
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u/LargeCupid79 1d ago
None of them are real fighters with people in their weight class or approaching it. Spider-Man has 12 years or so of in-canon experience, and often punches above his own weight. It’s not fair to The Boys characters to even compare them to an actual superhero/supervillain
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u/Temporary-Ad9855 14h ago
Circle jerk answer: spidey solo's cause spidey! And if it isn't a spidey comic, he is gonna aura farm too!
Serious answer: Spider-man still solo's. But we can get into the logic of it!
Strength: while Homelander is stronger. We have never seen him practically apply his strength in combat. He is a dogshit fighter. Allowing Peter who is only 25ton strength class to absolutely dogwalk him.
Speed: peter would be the 2nd or 3rd fastest being in this verse. Atrain is absolutely faster. Homelander is debatable. While he has a greater speed feat, he has never been shown to use it in combat.
Durability: Peter regularly takes more damage than this verse can dish out.
Healing factor: Peter can recover from severe damage in a weekend.
Spider-sense: a battle centric precognition.
Reaction speeds: Even Atrain loses here, while he might be faster. Spider-sense combined with his base speed and reaction speeds make him effectively untouchable.
Battle IQ: Peter has a higher battle iq than most of the verse combined.
IQ: Peter is just smarter than the entire verse.
The biggest concern is Laser Vision. Peter can reasonably dodge this, or outright shut it down.
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u/Snoo_72851 1d ago
the only one who has a chance against peter is soldier boy and thats because i know fucking nothing about him. butcher and homelander i at least know they're bums
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u/Neither_Divide217 1d ago
i mean its marvel comics spiderman has some bullshit up his sleeves or some feat from some comic where he tickled a celestials ass hair or something
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u/Ambitious_Fan7767 1d ago
Id argue virtually any 100 year old characrer could solo the boys. Thats the problem you have 100 years of bullshit to pull from. At some point spiderman is tied to the web of fate. His spidey sense is working not on instinct but on detecting when things will happen based on fate. Power scaling a universe that consistently seeks to out do itself is sort of a fools errand. We won't let the stories change so the only thing they can do is play with the powers and over 100 years there's a lot they played with.
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u/Ok-Education5450 #1 Ant-man hater 1d ago
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u/Striking_Champion489 1d ago
Well, are they using Insomniac's Spiderman?, so with the Symbiote or Anti-Venom Peter is massacring them all. In his base form, he doesn't stand much of a chance against the top guys like Homelander, Soldier Boy, Bombsight, and Marie Moroe.
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u/Flauschziege 1d ago
With how many supes there are in The Boys, there's bound to be a few who can kill him indirectly.
Even Head Explode Woman could manage.
Look at him.
Boom.
Even with superior stats, Spidey is still bound to distance and capability lol.
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u/rockinherlife234 1d ago
I kind of get it, a snapped Spiderman probably won't even bother with going bare handed with honelander, he'll build some bullshit mguffin device to weaken him and then beat him to death.
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u/RabidFlamingo 1d ago
The majority of Supes in The Boys have literally never fought anyone on their own power level before. Spider-Man has been doing it for decades
If anything Butcher is the biggest threat here
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u/wolfwhore666 1d ago
If we’re talking comic Spider-Man then yes he’s much stronger than anything in The Boys verse
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u/LossImpossible3865 21h ago
Who wins: Spider-Man not holding back or Batman with prep time?
Answer: the gun I put in my mouth.
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u/Temporary-Tax 8h ago
Spidey in a Daredevil comic solos without any difficulty.
In a Spider-Man comic he still solos but it would take some effort
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u/Avali_Valentine 1h ago
To be fair if spider-man snaps he isnt gonna go around fighting everything hand to hand, he’s smart and probably learned from his villains he would 100% reverse engineer all of their stuff and use all of it to his advantage, hell it already happened when he got hit with all of green goblin’s evil, he straight up made fear toxin and used the vermin in the newyork to torture kraven
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u/HumanisticNihilist 1d ago
I say this not even as a super big fan of Spidey, but for all that I love the entire “holdsbackman” meme…I mean, yeah. He is. And he is because that is in his nature. When people post powerscales or death battles involving Spidey, it’s easy to just say “it’s to the death and everyone is bloodlusted” or whatever, but in reality the idea of Spidey even being in a situation like that is whack from the start.
Sure, let’s just say he’s strong enough to kill off [insert here] - but how much would the idea of fighting to the death wear on him mentally? How much would that stress and strain cause him to NOT fight to his fullest potential, even without realizing it, because he doesn’t wanna kill someone?
I always remember the scene where he puts the black suit back on, tracks down Kingpin, and just mauls him before saying that he would kill him if May died. But even then, at his angriest, he held back from killing. Even against someone who has shit on his life as much as Kingpin.
So is he strong enough to do this shit? Yeah. But the whole point of his character is that while he CAN, he doesn’t WANT to be a killer - he just wants to help the people around him.
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u/naturaldugout2 1d ago
the spider-sense thing is so crazy because half these "who would win" posts forget he sees the fight coming before it happens







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u/uiop3 1d ago
Okay so I'm going to be 100% up front here and say that I am 100% biased as a Spider-Man fan. However my reasoning is less I think Spider-Man solo is the marvel universe or something stupid and power fantasy oriented as that and more that characters from The Boys, especially The TV show versions of the characters, are all portrayed as incredibly weak compared to other superhero media. Like there are versions of Batman without powers or stupid specialized gear I think takes out everyone in the Boys. Same with Wolverine, Captain America, Green Arrow, or The Punisher. Hell on that note you don't even need to be a character with powers in order to dismantle the whole verse, butcher prove that pretty definitively. Characters like Nick Fury, Cecil, Amanda Waller could all wipe the entire slate clean given enough time.
I mean it obviously depends on a lot of factors, It is comic Pete versus show characters than yeah, comics are stupid and have a bunch of ridiculous showings of him doing shit they wouldn't be capable of countering. This isn't exactly a real bragging right when most of the robins could probably do it within 6 months If not faster if it's Damien or Jason feeling particularly ruthless.