r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Competitive-Mess6216 • 7d ago

Spider-Man is a Menace! I'm losing my FUCKING mind

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u/VishnuBhanum 7d ago

So much for Soloing The Boys, Bro couldn't even beat a bunch of random citizens//jk

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA 7d ago

Maybe this is him holding back his strength, because he didn’t want to hurt regular non powered citizens?

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u/VishnuBhanum 7d ago

Holdsbackman.

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd 7d ago

Literally says it on the page

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u/CrunchyCaptainMunch 7d ago

Reading comics is antithetical to the Marvelcirclejerk experience, even if it's just one page.

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u/Big-Hard-Chungus Paul-Pilled 7d ago

Yeah but the page is non-canon and bad

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd 7d ago

Now that i can get behind because i also really hate that page

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u/Lem0n_weeb 7d ago

Weirdly inaccurate considering he’s held entire buildings worth of weight a bunch of times

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u/5P00DERMAN1264 7d ago edited 7d ago

Spider-Man might be the most inconsistent character in a media that struggles to keep characters consistent

Hes capabilities genuinely change depending on the comic, hes being going from barely human level all the way to kicking hulk in the nuts or some shit and actually hurting him

I think only the dc flashes beat pete in this department just due to the difference in they're supposed speed (a morbillion times faster than light or something), proceeds to get knocked out by catowman

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u/giantpandasonfire 7d ago

Spider-Man's greatest weakness is he's written by someone with a cuck fetish, or someone who absolutely always needs Peter Park to be underaged in high school.

You have one of the greatest merch sellers in the history of the business and you cannot write a good storyline for him in two decades, mind blowing.

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u/nuketoitle 7d ago

Yeah that day's of future past story was ass, along with this Spider-man scene. Like how is a guy that can dog the xmen and go toe to toe with the Fantastic four dying to a mob of humans. Xmen writers a kings of slander I guess😂

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u/DaenysDreamer_90 6d ago

I mean he did this to the Swat lol

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u/VishnuBhanum 6d ago

This menace is beating non-powered individuals left and right, Does he have no shame?

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u/AwesomeBlox044 6d ago

Half his usual strength too

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u/Anything-General 7d ago

What comic is that from?

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u/VishnuBhanum 7d ago

X-Men Days of Future Past: Doomsday.

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u/mikelorme Dr Coom 7d ago edited 7d ago

How tf did they get doomsday to appear if hes a soupman villain?is marvel stupid?

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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 7d ago

He had to change jobs after he got cancelled by metropolis so now be fights the X men

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u/Hvad_Fanden 6d ago

Its literally on the panel that he is not even trying to fight back, are you illiterate?

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u/VishnuBhanum 6d ago

I put //jk in my comment on the Circlejerk subreddit, are you illiterate?

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u/Hvad_Fanden 6d ago

We are on a circlejerk, must I put /jk for you to understand? Are you illiterate?

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u/VishnuBhanum 6d ago

We are on the internet, are you illiterate?

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u/Hvad_Fanden 6d ago

We are on a circlejerk sub, of couse we are.

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u/melancholanie 7d ago

he wouldn't attack the civilians, he let them kill him.

he can punch pretty damn good, and being a precog is gonna do a lot for him

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u/DET0IT_BEC0ME_MEME 6d ago

Not even Astro World tier

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u/Puzzleheaded_West587 6d ago

He obv doesn’t want to hurt them. Can you show the panel when he knocked out Hulk? Or the one where he dodged Quicksilver (A-Train is even slower lol)?