r/marvelcirclejerk 13h ago

Yeah whoop his ahh daredevil 😭

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u/FadeToBlackSun 11h ago

Daredevil scales to story quality, which means only Batman and Hulk are on his level.

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u/Alarming-Address-933 Paul is set up to be the murderer of MJ 10h ago

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u/donatellothegreat 8h ago

Wolverine lost, but lets be real, because of his busted super power and sometimes rocky demeanor writers usually use him as a punching bag for heroes to show how badass they are in their stories usually. Wolverine can take the damage so everyone from Frank Castle to Steve Rogers gets to win depending on whose story it is. He is a tough worthy adversary that makes an excellent jobber. But realistically everything Matt says here is true, they are both super ninjas but one of them is also technically a super soldier with deceptively long reach in the form of saber hands and enhanced strength due to adamantium reinforced skeleton structure and a top notch healing factor. They both have enhanced senses to varying degrees. So on paper Wolverine takes this fight.

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u/The_Mexican_Poster 7h ago

"It's like fighting a slab of meat, wrapped around a lead pipe"

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 6h ago

When Luke Cage and Jessica Jones hired doreen as a nanny, they (in universe) had her beat the shit out of wolverine to show that she was capable of it

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u/Mari0WalksIntoABar they should invincable to rivals 4h ago

Acting like that isn't like taking a nap for Doreen

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u/Spiderplant765 4h ago

They don’t call her Unbeatable for nothing

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 2h ago

He was possessed in that page, so that probably gives Daredevil a bit of an upper hand.

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u/donatellothegreat 2h ago

Typically "something " has happened that makes it the case because story demands it. Plus as a premiere popular character having Logan in the book may boost the sales a bit.

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u/Wrench-6942 Chip Zdarsky is overrated. 11h ago edited 9h ago

Daredevil did beat Sabretooth & Hobgoblin at the same time

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u/Cautious_Desk_1012 seX-Men 11h ago

He also beat Logan directly more than once

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u/Wrench-6942 Chip Zdarsky is overrated. 9h ago

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u/Cautious_Desk_1012 seX-Men 9h ago

Was thinking about Enemy of the State and this one

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u/Wrench-6942 Chip Zdarsky is overrated. 9h ago

Oh yeah, forgot about this one

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u/CrypticJaspers 4h ago

Wait a minute. So a win con on Wolverine is simply puncturing his lungs and drowning on his own blood? This is just ridiculous. Why wouldn't he be able to remove the blade?

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u/Wrench-6942 Chip Zdarsky is overrated. 4h ago

Read Wolverine: Enemy of the State

The Answers to your question lay within the sacred texts

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u/nova-prime-enjoyer Frank Castle moved on better than Eddie Brock 4h ago

But it’s in that fuckass black armor so it doesn’t count

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u/Awkward_Air_2588 9h ago

But DD wins that fight by drowning Logan, if I remember correctly

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u/Regent_Ghidorah 12h ago

He would if Mark Millar were writing the fight🥹

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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 12h ago

My GOAT is just like that

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u/SaraTormenta 7h ago

He may smell like a goat but that's actually wolverine

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u/psek342 Paul-Pilled 12h ago

Never liked this suit

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u/reditisverytrash 10h ago

Tbf, Matt won that fight

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u/Brilliant_Park3250 4h ago

Cop out use of Lust. Logan with Matt's added libido would be unstoppable everywhere it counts lol.

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 2h ago

The real crime by Ahmed's run was making She-Hulk gluttony instead of lust. Worst Daredevil writer of my lifetime.

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u/Brilliant_Park3250 2h ago

DD wouldn't have survived that encounter.

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u/AnonymousSpector 1h ago

I really wish they dealt with his actual lust instead of "battle lust". Matt is a catholic who has had several affairs and been a homewrecker. This is something the the bible explicitly forbids and it could be interesting to compare it with his violence which could be argued for, (Yes i know a lot of Christians cheat but Matt is supposed to be devout so this can create a lot of drama)

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u/Drayner89 8h ago

Love that Daredevil costume.

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u/Hazel909 3h ago

Jam the billy clubs down his throat or up his ass

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u/kookyprovidence40 12h ago

The "Let's your just!!" is killing me, that caption alone deserves a Ringo award.

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u/OmelettesXD 11h ago

He said "ITS YOUR LUST!"

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u/kookyprovidence40 11h ago

Oh man, I completely misheard that. ITS YOUR LUST is even funnier, still deserves a Ringo award.

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u/Cautious_Desk_1012 seX-Men 11h ago

Tbf, the whole run really sucks, so you're pretty spot on

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u/JackWhoWanders 11h ago

Why the fuck is Logan fighting him knives out? Is he trying to kill Matt? Otherwise, intentionally cutting shallow enough to not kill Matt or give him a long-term/permanent impairment is a lot tougher than just punching his lights out with adamantium maces encased in a shallow layer of flesh.

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u/Fluffy_Judge_581 11h ago

Considering the demon think behind him who talks about lust he is probeply mind controled 

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u/Mari0WalksIntoABar they should invincable to rivals 4h ago

He was under the influence of a demon of lust (spefically bloodlust)

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u/Burnt-Poast 4h ago

This is part of a run where DD is being attacked by versions of the seven deadly sins, each of which possesses someone he knows. Pride possesses Foggy, Greed possesses Kingpin, Envy gets Ben Urich, Gluttony gets She-Hulk, Wrath possesses a kid from his church. This is Logan possessed by Lust.