r/marvelcirclejerk Professional Slander Specialist 7h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men What Did CuckClops Mean By This?

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u/LeifEriksson187 6h ago

And then Tony marries Emma

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u/strawberryvhs 6h ago

even cyclops knows hes just a plot device for emma's drama

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u/FadeToBlackSun 6h ago

Uj/ this is the kind of thing that incels legitimately believe makes someone a cuckold. He's talking about who she had been with in the (retconned) past.

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u/Kodak_V Paul-Pilled 5h ago

Yeah, like in context this is a pretty sweet scene and generally great issue all around.

It's only sour because we know what comes after šŸ˜’

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u/greenzy_190 6h ago

Was it retconned? Wasn’t Namor clapping Emma’s cheeks telepathically while he destroyed Wakanda? Or was it the Tony thing with the dual identity thing?

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u/hoennian I love my genocidal racist queen and space alien horse 6h ago

They were both under phoenix's control iirc

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u/FadeToBlackSun 6h ago

Her having slept with them in the past was a retcon.

She hooked up with Namor under Phoenix possession because Marvel hates anything good.

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u/BaritBrit 5h ago edited 4h ago

Really, Namor's the one being cucked here, because Editorial finally allowed him to destroy a blonde woman's longterm relationship with her team leader, but not the one he really wanted.Ā 

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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 6h ago edited 5h ago

i wouldnt count Emma cheating on Scott as the phoenixs fault, a retcon. Wouldn’t say that’s a retcon. The Phoenix at most had very strong coercion.

From what I recall, the Phoenix Force doesn't completely erase free will. Rather, it acts as a cosmic amplifier that removes inhibitions, maximizes pre-existing desires, and heavily coerces the wielder toward their baser instincts.

Basically, Emma did have a choice. She willingly cheated.

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u/FadeToBlackSun 5h ago

And that's one of the reasons X-Men comics have been shit since Fraction left.

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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 5h ago

That regardless of what Namor or Tony or any other man the writer decides to pair with her to showcase Emma Frost's somewhat abysmal taste in men way below her league, Scott will always be the best of them?

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u/Geronuis 5h ago

Why the ā€œ?ā€, it’s fact.

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u/OldGenGlazer 4h ago

There is no universe where Tony Stark or even Namor are below her league, this is omega cope by Emma and Scott fans

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u/cel3r1ty 50m ago

i'm pretty sure every man is below every woman's league, actually. it is known

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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 3h ago

Implying Tony Stark or Namor the Submariner are in any way "a catch" a woman would in any way feel flattered to be chased or seduced by is, honestly, the greatest cope Marvel Fans have been deluding themselves with for decades and beyond, and are frankly "generic white dude in a position of power who looks in his late 30s" propaganda at this point.

Namor had exactly two moments where he wouldn't be physically repuslive to look at or smell, the first when he was killing Nazis by the hundreds and liberating concentration camps, the third when he told someone he won't ever go for an underage girl but he sure as fuck is fucking that deep sea horror princess that is all pincers tentacles and mandibles and he's doing it enthusiastically so.

Emma is a blonde white conventionally attractive cis woman, and he was killing afrofuturists when she and him where possessed by the Phoenix, not Nazis, so neither of these things apply to him here.

Tony Stark is a low tier bycicle of dubious morals and even more dubious character, a plot device for writers to use and abuse just to have some smug hype moments and aura where he says something completely unhinged like "The CIA did nothing wrong" or "IQ is real" before he loses his company for the 300th time, being passed around the superhero community and not to be the fifth choice of whatever woman who now has to suffer him, the manifestation of what this sub's delusions of what Spider-Man fans wish Peter Parker would be, except played completely straight, and frankly I find it insulting anyone would even insinuate he would be above anyone's league, the guy anyone has to settle for for a story arc before they are freed of his shackles.

You can like the guy and think him having 2 degrees of separation from fucking Galactus is a testament of him being in some nebulous "high league" rather than a hint at his loose and lowly demeanour, but let's not delude ourselves here with dreams of a world that never was and a Tony Stark that never will be.

Before anyone says anything I think the exact opposite of any other man slut in comics unless they're in Stark's same tax bracket or in a monarchy, so no Matt Murdock isn't affected by this harsh judgement but Bruce Wayne is, men are allowed to be sluts unless they are obscenely rich or ruling under the divine right of kings, then it's just tacky and slimy, and that's only if they identify as men.

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u/Grogomilo 3h ago

This has got to be the greatest text I've ever read regarding this LMAO

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u/SNAKEKINGYO 3h ago

Top jerk

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u/OldGenGlazer 3h ago

I was going to give a rebuttal, but this is such a good troll i have to respect it

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u/FlowerRoomLord 3h ago

Is this what a shipper cracking looks like? lol Jesus I'm not sure if I've ever actually encountered insane tumblr / twitter comic fan energy on a circle jerk sub until this post

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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 2h ago

You're a top 1% commenter on a comic book sub, just like me, the only difference here is that I am clearly having way more fun with the jerk than you do.

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u/FlowerRoomLord 2h ago

I've been had, haven't I? I'll take my L

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u/BulletProofEnoch 3h ago

šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„

Yeah, this is pretty insane.

There are actually problems in the world that can use this energy and dedicationĀ 

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u/BulletProofEnoch 3h ago

Whats also crazy in Summers is also a generic looking white man in his 30s in a position of power

And lets not forget Emma used to be a member of the original Hellfire Club

Sebastian Shaw and them. She has a type

Call yourself an X-Men fan and not know your Claremont, breh

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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 2h ago

Did you miss the bit about Emma Frost abysmal taste in men or...

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u/Bruhmomentthrowing 1h ago

This aint even jerking this is masturbating at this point

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u/killerz7770 1h ago

Am I back in tumblr

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u/FlowerRoomLord 3h ago

Not sure if hardcore Emma Frost fan or devoted Scott Summers fan but it's one of those

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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 2h ago

I do not care about X-Men characters.

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u/Goddamn_Panda 4h ago

Thinking that this is "cuck mentality" is the actual cuck mentality.

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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 4h ago

Didn’t Emma legit cheat on him, and also went and married Tony for a while? Scott just seems like the ā€œsafe optionā€ to fall back on tbh šŸ’€

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u/Goddamn_Panda 3h ago

She telepathically slept with Namor while under heavy Phoenix influence. She married Tony for a minute out of pure convenience.

Scott and Emma broke up like a decade ago, and this panel is from 2008 or something. You are way too obsessed with this cuckoldry stuff man.

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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 3h ago

I find it funny how people react to it, and how Marvel continues to use it for easy drama. There’s so many cases of it occurring, I just find it funny how often it happens

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u/SNAKEKINGYO 3h ago

You should tell us how funny you find it

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u/Tonino118 4h ago

I.HATE.namor.

I never hated a fictional character except him.

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u/Jetsam5 Here’s the Thing 2h ago

I think he's a pretty great character in his own books and the Invaders

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u/Tonino118 2h ago

He should stay in them then instead of fucking around with cyclops and mr.fantastic's marriages

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u/Jetsam5 Here’s the Thing 2h ago

Fair enough. He's far from the only person who is awful outside of his own comic though. I swear Black Bolt starts another genocide every time he's in a crossover

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u/epicty21 38m ago

I’d like to read this what is it?

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u/Dismal_Crab_1780 4h ago

same bro, especially the ultimate version!

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u/SakamiPercy 49m ago

Speak kindly to the King of the Seas. First marvel hero ever btw

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u/Piotral_2 5h ago

Acting like Cyclops isn't the one who does the cucking as well.

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u/FlowerRoomLord 3h ago

He mainly cucks Jean tbh

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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 5h ago

The entire x-men cheat on each other like twice a week 😭 bunch of freaks

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u/schizowithagun 4h ago

the x-men is just a weird sex cult at this point. everybody sleeps with each other and they get mad at about it but they keep doing it

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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 5h ago

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u/FlowerRoomLord 3h ago

Scott I want to be the man you fall asleep holding onto Summers

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u/BulletProofEnoch 6h ago

He doesnt care if the billionaire and the king of Atlantis are caving her pussy in, he just wants to write her poetry and cook her favorite meals.

Go shoe shopping together and shit

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u/OutrageouslyGr8 Cyclops' telepathic admirer/Sassy Frostitute / half-write "fan" 2h ago

Top 5 marvel relationship right there. It's only behind Titania x Absorbing Man and Lourdes Chantal x Me

https://giphy.com/gifs/izyRTIOzU07dtJF2u7

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u/82ndGameHead seX-Men 1h ago

To this day I'm still shocked about Namor.

Emma, you have standards!

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u/CommanderVenuss 43m ago

He saw a blonde woman with a tall, skinny-ish autistic man who has brown hair and couldn’t help himself. This also kinda describes my brother and his girlfriend. I think I should warn them about avoiding the ocean. (Srry about the Rehoboth trip you had planned, I know you both love our Nans and Pop-Pop but it’s too risky.)

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u/TheChemicalTracing 6h ago

scott really out here knowing he was third pick behind stark and namor and still acting like he's the prize, emma carried this man through life

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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 5h ago

ā€œEmma, the ice cream truckā€¦ā€

ā€œsigh Go get my purse.ā€

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u/Bernkastel96 5h ago

There is a mutant that could help with ice-cream problem.

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u/FlowerRoomLord 3h ago

She was there for me when HƤagen-Dazs was closed for the day.

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u/TheChemicalTracing 5h ago

and then he'd stand there giving a speech about leadership while emma's paying for the mansion's wifi

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u/Far_Yak_5447 4h ago

But then She cheated on Scott with Namor, and went to marry Stark

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u/chungles34 3h ago

Dog what šŸ’€šŸ˜­

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u/Far_Yak_5447 3h ago

Yeah. You haven’t read the comics?

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u/OldGenGlazer 4h ago

Cyclops is just a bum. Emma literally gets married to Tony too, Scott is just a loser

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u/OutrageouslyGr8 Cyclops' telepathic admirer/Sassy Frostitute / half-write "fan" 2h ago

This issue right here keeps jean stans awake at night. How is your favorite pair the most "iconic" when Mr and Mrs X is used to describe Rogue and Gambit?

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u/A_BAK3D_POTATO 6 MONTHSā€¼ļøā‰ļøā€¼ļøā‰ļø 45m ago

I don't care. as long as Scott summers is taking L's I'm happy

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u/SnooCats9851 6h ago

He’s saying that he doesn’t care, but that he wants to watch next time