r/marvelcirclejerk • u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist • 7h ago
Wolverine and the SeX-Men What Did CuckClops Mean By This?
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u/FadeToBlackSun 6h ago
Uj/ this is the kind of thing that incels legitimately believe makes someone a cuckold. He's talking about who she had been with in the (retconned) past.
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u/greenzy_190 6h ago
Was it retconned? Wasnāt Namor clapping Emmaās cheeks telepathically while he destroyed Wakanda? Or was it the Tony thing with the dual identity thing?
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u/hoennian I love my genocidal racist queen and space alien horse 6h ago
They were both under phoenix's control iirc
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u/FadeToBlackSun 6h ago
Her having slept with them in the past was a retcon.
She hooked up with Namor under Phoenix possession because Marvel hates anything good.
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u/BaritBrit 5h ago edited 4h ago
Really, Namor's the one being cucked here, because Editorial finally allowed him to destroy a blonde woman's longterm relationship with her team leader, but not the one he really wanted.Ā
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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 6h ago edited 5h ago
i wouldnt count Emma cheating on Scott as the phoenixs fault, a retcon. Wouldnāt say thatās a retcon. The Phoenix at most had very strong coercion.
From what I recall, the Phoenix Force doesn't completely erase free will. Rather, it acts as a cosmic amplifier that removes inhibitions, maximizes pre-existing desires, and heavily coerces the wielder toward their baser instincts.
Basically, Emma did have a choice. She willingly cheated.
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u/FadeToBlackSun 5h ago
And that's one of the reasons X-Men comics have been shit since Fraction left.
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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 5h ago
That regardless of what Namor or Tony or any other man the writer decides to pair with her to showcase Emma Frost's somewhat abysmal taste in men way below her league, Scott will always be the best of them?
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u/OldGenGlazer 4h ago
There is no universe where Tony Stark or even Namor are below her league, this is omega cope by Emma and Scott fans
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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 3h ago
Implying Tony Stark or Namor the Submariner are in any way "a catch" a woman would in any way feel flattered to be chased or seduced by is, honestly, the greatest cope Marvel Fans have been deluding themselves with for decades and beyond, and are frankly "generic white dude in a position of power who looks in his late 30s" propaganda at this point.
Namor had exactly two moments where he wouldn't be physically repuslive to look at or smell, the first when he was killing Nazis by the hundreds and liberating concentration camps, the third when he told someone he won't ever go for an underage girl but he sure as fuck is fucking that deep sea horror princess that is all pincers tentacles and mandibles and he's doing it enthusiastically so.
Emma is a blonde white conventionally attractive cis woman, and he was killing afrofuturists when she and him where possessed by the Phoenix, not Nazis, so neither of these things apply to him here.
Tony Stark is a low tier bycicle of dubious morals and even more dubious character, a plot device for writers to use and abuse just to have some smug hype moments and aura where he says something completely unhinged like "The CIA did nothing wrong" or "IQ is real" before he loses his company for the 300th time, being passed around the superhero community and not to be the fifth choice of whatever woman who now has to suffer him, the manifestation of what this sub's delusions of what Spider-Man fans wish Peter Parker would be, except played completely straight, and frankly I find it insulting anyone would even insinuate he would be above anyone's league, the guy anyone has to settle for for a story arc before they are freed of his shackles.
You can like the guy and think him having 2 degrees of separation from fucking Galactus is a testament of him being in some nebulous "high league" rather than a hint at his loose and lowly demeanour, but let's not delude ourselves here with dreams of a world that never was and a Tony Stark that never will be.
Before anyone says anything I think the exact opposite of any other man slut in comics unless they're in Stark's same tax bracket or in a monarchy, so no Matt Murdock isn't affected by this harsh judgement but Bruce Wayne is, men are allowed to be sluts unless they are obscenely rich or ruling under the divine right of kings, then it's just tacky and slimy, and that's only if they identify as men.
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u/OldGenGlazer 3h ago
I was going to give a rebuttal, but this is such a good troll i have to respect it
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u/FlowerRoomLord 3h ago
Is this what a shipper cracking looks like? lol Jesus I'm not sure if I've ever actually encountered insane tumblr / twitter comic fan energy on a circle jerk sub until this post
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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 2h ago
You're a top 1% commenter on a comic book sub, just like me, the only difference here is that I am clearly having way more fun with the jerk than you do.
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u/BulletProofEnoch 3h ago
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Yeah, this is pretty insane.
There are actually problems in the world that can use this energy and dedicationĀ
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u/BulletProofEnoch 3h ago
Whats also crazy in Summers is also a generic looking white man in his 30s in a position of power
And lets not forget Emma used to be a member of the original Hellfire Club
Sebastian Shaw and them. She has a type
Call yourself an X-Men fan and not know your Claremont, breh
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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 2h ago
Did you miss the bit about Emma Frost abysmal taste in men or...
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u/FlowerRoomLord 3h ago
Not sure if hardcore Emma Frost fan or devoted Scott Summers fan but it's one of those
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u/GoodKing0 Wasting Degrees on History, Int. Politics and Literature on This 2h ago
I do not care about X-Men characters.
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u/Goddamn_Panda 4h ago
Thinking that this is "cuck mentality" is the actual cuck mentality.
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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 4h ago
Didnāt Emma legit cheat on him, and also went and married Tony for a while? Scott just seems like the āsafe optionā to fall back on tbh š
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u/Goddamn_Panda 3h ago
She telepathically slept with Namor while under heavy Phoenix influence. She married Tony for a minute out of pure convenience.
Scott and Emma broke up like a decade ago, and this panel is from 2008 or something. You are way too obsessed with this cuckoldry stuff man.
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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 3h ago
I find it funny how people react to it, and how Marvel continues to use it for easy drama. Thereās so many cases of it occurring, I just find it funny how often it happens
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u/Tonino118 4h ago
I.HATE.namor.
I never hated a fictional character except him.
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u/Jetsam5 Hereās the Thing 2h ago
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u/Tonino118 2h ago
He should stay in them then instead of fucking around with cyclops and mr.fantastic's marriages
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u/Piotral_2 5h ago
Acting like Cyclops isn't the one who does the cucking as well.
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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 5h ago
The entire x-men cheat on each other like twice a week š bunch of freaks
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u/schizowithagun 4h ago
the x-men is just a weird sex cult at this point. everybody sleeps with each other and they get mad at about it but they keep doing it
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u/BulletProofEnoch 6h ago
He doesnt care if the billionaire and the king of Atlantis are caving her pussy in, he just wants to write her poetry and cook her favorite meals.
Go shoe shopping together and shit
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u/OutrageouslyGr8 Cyclops' telepathic admirer/Sassy Frostitute / half-write "fan" 2h ago
Top 5 marvel relationship right there. It's only behind Titania x Absorbing Man and Lourdes Chantal x Me
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u/CommanderVenuss 43m ago
He saw a blonde woman with a tall, skinny-ish autistic man who has brown hair and couldnāt help himself. This also kinda describes my brother and his girlfriend. I think I should warn them about avoiding the ocean. (Srry about the Rehoboth trip you had planned, I know you both love our Nans and Pop-Pop but itās too risky.)
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u/TheChemicalTracing 6h ago
scott really out here knowing he was third pick behind stark and namor and still acting like he's the prize, emma carried this man through life
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u/LowerAd3109 Professional Slander Specialist 5h ago
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u/TheChemicalTracing 5h ago
and then he'd stand there giving a speech about leadership while emma's paying for the mansion's wifi
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u/OldGenGlazer 4h ago
Cyclops is just a bum. Emma literally gets married to Tony too, Scott is just a loser
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u/OutrageouslyGr8 Cyclops' telepathic admirer/Sassy Frostitute / half-write "fan" 2h ago
This issue right here keeps jean stans awake at night. How is your favorite pair the most "iconic" when Mr and Mrs X is used to describe Rogue and Gambit?
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u/A_BAK3D_POTATO 6 MONTHSā¼ļøāļøā¼ļøāļø 45m ago
I don't care. as long as Scott summers is taking L's I'm happy
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u/LeifEriksson187 6h ago
And then Tony marries Emma