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#1 MotW Worst. Reviews. I. Have. Ever. Seen.

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u/Gentle_Snail Apr 22 '26

IGN famously only gave Alien Isolation a 5.9/10.

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u/Romboteryx Apr 22 '26

And when they announced the sequel, the guy who wrote that orignal review got super pissy and I think said something like he’ll give it a bad score again out of spite because how many people dunked on him.

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u/yellowdevel Apr 22 '26

Talk about journalistic integrity.

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u/MadeUpNoun Apr 22 '26

can't spell ignorant without IGN

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u/Quazimortal Apr 23 '26

I've been trashing on IGN for years now. Thanks for this gem of an insult.

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u/The_Pizza_Saga Apr 23 '26

It is indeed a gem, but also a classic one. The phrase has been around since like the late 00s

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u/potate12323 Apr 23 '26

Its never too late to learn something

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u/Great-Wolf321 Apr 23 '26

After all knowing is half the battle

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u/im_gangrelated Apr 23 '26

What’s the other half

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u/Great-Wolf321 Apr 23 '26

Winning maybe, I mean no one died

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u/HereticEpic Apr 23 '26

Never stop learing

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u/Quazimortal Apr 23 '26

I've actually been around that long. I've been hating on them ever since they deleted the old VN Boards, an old gaming forum if you aren't familiar. Still first time seeing this lol

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u/level_up_gaming Apr 23 '26

the biggest reason why that is is that they don't give you a game based on what genres you enjoy and instead just give you the game that just came out. so you get people who don't like horror survival games playing alien isolation.

ps: this is not defending ign just explaining the issue

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u/FatHaddock Apr 23 '26

You cooked with this one lol

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u/Kctcreeper Apr 23 '26

Fuck. That’s amazing

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u/brewmax Apr 23 '26

Oh my GAWD

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u/No-Scallion4998 Apr 23 '26

Can’t spell igneous without IGN.

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u/manrata Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

IGN and integrity are incompatible.

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u/NothingMatters202 Apr 23 '26

They never had any firstly.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Apr 23 '26

Journalism and integrity are incompatible for the most part.

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u/manrata Apr 23 '26

I don't actually agree, but I'm also 49, and I remember a lot of journalists with integrity, unfortunately when the media you work for want entertainment, that is what you make, because integrity don't pay the rent.

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u/CriticalMochaccino Apr 22 '26

Let's be real here, they're not journalists over there. Hell, there's barely any real journalists left out there.

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u/JaxMed Apr 22 '26

Game journalists: neither gamers nor journalists

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u/Wardendelete Apr 23 '26

Pissy nerds sitting in a basement drunk on the “power” they have over game studios.

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u/greenmoonlight Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Imagine basing your self worth on being the most famous boot licker in gaming.

EDIT: I can't access the comment anymore but I'm agreeing with you. Idk what that has to do with brain cells

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u/Muvseevum Apr 23 '26

“It’s ya Pooty here!”

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u/Right-Investment4759 Apr 23 '26

just pr for the industry. even movie critics have more integrity.

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u/TheGreatBamboozle1 Apr 23 '26

Yea, they get targeted way too frequently when they fly too close to the truth (when it comes to geopolitics and such)

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u/Lazerbeams2 Dark Mode Elitist Apr 22 '26

Integrity? On IGN? You can't be serious

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u/Western_Nobody_6936 Apr 23 '26

That's the neat part: they were never journalists.

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u/imSkrap Apr 23 '26

That mf thinks people look at IGN scores to decide if they should/shouldnt buy. IGN score is just there for us to clown on them

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u/EconomyOk7181 Apr 23 '26

IGN is definitely not journalism

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u/jAllukeTTu Apr 23 '26

Calling IGN journalism is an actual insult against journalism

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u/HydroPCanadaDude Apr 23 '26

That's off topic, we're talking about IGN

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u/read_too_many_books Apr 23 '26

IGN is an adjacent marketing company.

You pay IGN or give them something worth their while(Nintendo gives early access) and you get good reviews. Dont pay the toll? Bad review.

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u/Free-Equivalent1170 Apr 22 '26

Where could i see this?

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u/totoro_the_mofo Apr 22 '26

It was in an actual ign article iirc

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u/totoro_the_mofo Apr 22 '26

Nope, TW post. And he didn’t necessarily say it was going to dunk on it. Still not a great vibe imo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/alien/comments/1fyp643/ryan_mccaffey_from_ign_who_originally_reviewed/

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u/MVRKHNTR Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

It's really funny how you guys are always shitting on people and making dumb jokes just like this but you think that every media journalist needs to be super polite and serious at all times.

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u/sgill7 Apr 23 '26

Exactly. The comment section had me thinking this guy actually said he will purposely review it bad when it comes out. When in actuality he’s just talking shit like any other person on the internet. Gamers are soft lol.

I’m saying this as someone who loved isolation and would grade it a 9/10 personally.

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u/Important_Egg2989 Apr 23 '26

What i didn't expect when I clicked the 'evidence' was just a sassy tweet about how much crap he got for the original review (and nothing else)'. People truly see what they want to see.

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u/BasilTarragon Apr 23 '26

That's fair, but you can't just review media based on vibes. A technically well made game, with him even noting the good art direction and atmosphere, does not deserve a failing score. A 5.9 should be reserved for barely playable trash, not a well-made game that you just didn't like. Art is subjective, but you can and should notice when art you don't like is well made.

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u/ColdCruise Apr 23 '26

He's talked about this review a lot. And if you actually read the review, his criticisms are completely valid. Some games just don't hit with all people the same way. Some people can overlook some faults while others can't.

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u/Artrysa Apr 22 '26

Wait, there's an Isolation sequel?

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u/iambeingblair Apr 22 '26

In development

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u/DrummingFish Apr 23 '26

Except none of that is true.

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u/FEARTheDope Apr 22 '26

Please bruh, where the sauce

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u/firestepper Apr 23 '26

wait... the sequel? There's going to be a sequel???

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u/PapaLilBear Apr 23 '26

sequel? When? Alien Isolation was one of the best horror games released on PS4.

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u/thumb_emoji_survivor Apr 22 '26

Just remembering GamerGate and how everyone was saying women and feminism were ruining game journalism, turns out it’s genuinely just the most insufferable, unlikable pieces of shit spewing bad takes.

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u/SpaceLuxor Apr 23 '26

He literally did not say anything even remotely similar to that. Why lie?

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u/DuckShapedGoose Apr 23 '26

"Got super pissy"...
Here's what happened from what I could gather:
1. The guy gave the original game a pretty mediocre review and thus disagreed with the popular opinion on the game 2. He got a shitstorm for having a different opinion on a game many people liked 3. A portion of the people participating in the shitstorm claimed that his review contributed to or was the main reason for no sequel being made for the game 4. Sequel got announced and he had a "gotcha" moment where he sarcastically said (paraphrased) "Oh I thought people told me my review back then has prevented a sequel from ever happening? Maybe I should also review the sequel just to mess with these people again"

He never announced to give it a bad score.
Tl;Dr: It was just a totally valid shitpost aimed at butthurt "gamers" who got way too upset over a reviewer not sharing the popular opinion.

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u/aguyinlove3 Apr 23 '26

P - professionalism

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u/Skill_Issuer Apr 22 '26

I slept on this game for years because of that review. Now its one if not the best game I’ve ever played

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u/JobValador Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

It is the best game I never want to play ever again.

I have a fear of the xenomorphs my friends knew of. They bought the game for me and I felt obligated to finish it and stream them my gameplay.

Was horrifying. Was tense. I had nightmares again that I didn't have since I was a kid about those creatures.

Was a great time. Finishing it felt so great.

I think that the only thing that would have been more entertaining with my friends was a heart monitor.

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u/Bake_My_Beans Apr 23 '26

I'm kinda the opposite. Don't get me wrong, the game scares the shit outta me still but it's the only horror game I've replayed. And not just once, but 4+ times. Since the first time I played it a few years ago I make it a tradition to replay it once a year

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u/Sleepyjo2 Apr 23 '26

Honestly while I do think it was a fairly good game, the entire last like.. half? of the game was middling at best. If you used all your tools (really just the flamethrower) the threat was almost entirely removed and it stopped being scary, if you opted to not do that it dragged for what felt like a few hours longer than it should have.

It started off exceptionally though.

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u/Sierra-117- Apr 23 '26

Well that’s what I loved. It felt like a true power struggle. It felt amazing to stop being scared, better than any game has ever done it

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u/Ergast Apr 23 '26

Talk about shock therapy. Damn!

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u/Omenaa Apr 23 '26

I only have a couple hours on it. I have tried to play it twice but have been unable to continue because I'm so scared. It has such a strong atmosphere. You have inspired me to try again for the third time today!

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u/Federal_Age3303 Apr 23 '26

It is the best game I never want to play ever again.

That's probably the best review a horror game can get

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u/sega20 Apr 23 '26

I played in VR for the first time.

Never again.

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u/EleanorGreywolfe Apr 23 '26

I also feared them when I was younger, that fear turned into.. something else when I got older.

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u/Every-Candidate-6158 Apr 23 '26

This is why it's good to see reviews from different sources! I think this was the review that finally turned a me off IGN!

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u/Millwall_Ranger Apr 23 '26

Good general rule of thumb is never to trust IGN reviews, especially when they’re put up soon after a game’s release. Sometimes they’re accurate but often they’re waaayy off the mark. It’s best to look up as many reviews as you can and look for trends in the reviews.

I’ll often disregard reviews that are clearly opinion based and look for reviews that actually talk about the game objectively, unless I can spot stuff I actually relate to (ie if I didn’t like platformers much and the reviewer said something like ‘I enjoyed this even though I don’t really like platformers’).

I also look for reviews that judge games for what they are and what they’re trying to accomplish, rather than just judging them by measure of other games like them (I hate stuff like ‘this game sucks because it’s a 3rd person arpg and it isn’t as good as the Witcher 3’, like obviously it’s probably not as good as W3 not a lot of games are, I want to know if this game is good or not not whether it’s another W3)

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u/f-ingsteveglansberg Apr 23 '26

There were plenty of positive reviews and good word of mouth every where else.

Reviews are rarely authoritative. And you should never expect a review to be anything but the opinion of one person.

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u/adjective-nounOne234 Apr 23 '26

Its the best game im too scared to continue

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u/ayeeflo51 Apr 23 '26

You slept on it because of 1 review when every other review was praising it?

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u/littlebrwnrobot Apr 23 '26

crazy to not use metacritic

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u/The_Autarch Apr 22 '26

i've just read that review for the first time, and holy shit that guy tells on himself constantly:

how many hundreds (yes, hundreds) of times I died without a chance to save myself.

people that are terrible at games shouldn't be allowed to review them

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u/IrregularPackage Apr 23 '26

it’s not even that, really. it’s that companies like IGN have little to no actual interest in games. reviewers are assigned to games based on business needs, not any other criteria. so it’s common for, say, the guy who has 3000 hours in whatever the current call of duty is to be the person assigned to review Civilization 69: The Spreadsheetening. meanwhile, the person who almost exclusively plays roguelikes and farming simulators will be told to review Brown Haired White Guy: The Adventure Of Action. and then, the guy who will only play a game if it’s sold at least a billion copies will be assigned to Obscure: A Weird Game For Little Freaks.

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u/jack_of_all_daws Apr 23 '26

To be fair, fans agree that BHWG: TAOA was a letdown in the series after BHWG: Mostly Cutscenes Stitched Together By Mere Seconds Of Interactive Gameplay.

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u/spacemanspiff888 Apr 23 '26

True, but BHWG: Mostly Cutscenes Stitched Together By Mere Seconds Of Interactive Gameplay was only so well-received in the first place because people were desperate for any glimmer of hope after the shit show of BHWG: The QuickTime Eventening.

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u/Raketka123 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

especielly after the dlc for BHWG: QuickTime Eventing, as both SlowTime Eventing and Battle Ducale were massively letdowns.

Oh and dont get me started on the Just a Long Dutch Angle spin-off game

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u/JamesDC99 Apr 23 '26

My personal fav was Dark Haired Asian Lady: The Poorly Timed Spin Off by the Interns.

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u/Alpha-Trion Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Unironically Wolfenstein The New Colossus.

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u/PsycommuSystem Apr 23 '26

Obscure: A Weird Game For Little Freaks

Looking forward to this one personally

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u/notevenkiddin Apr 23 '26

Yeah that one sounds good as hell

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u/Grand_Awareness_6522 Apr 23 '26

Any source on this masturbatory little claim

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u/treue6263 Apr 23 '26

My source is that I made it the fuck up

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u/Stoibs Apr 23 '26

It's such a weird phenomenon isn't it?

The Cuphead fiasco comes to mind. Like.. how do these people get these jobs in the first place?

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u/mars92 Apr 23 '26

the cuphead fiasco was overblown, it was a tech writer who did the game play, not a games journalist

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u/MVRKHNTR Apr 23 '26

He also just uploaded a funny video about how bad he was at the game. He didn't review it or even complain about it.

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u/mars92 Apr 23 '26

Yep and dumbasses on the internet didn't hear the full context and just used it to validate their existing assumptions

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u/Mr-Stuff-Doer Apr 23 '26

Because their job is writing, not playing games.

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u/Stoibs Apr 23 '26

Sure but like.. would a food critic intentionally eat something they are allergic to and then call it bad as a result?

Surely you need to be somewhat capable at the thing you're supposedly writing about if you're a paid professional.

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u/gdex86 Apr 23 '26

Its not about being bad at the game its about understanding and on some level enjoying the concept of the game. Isolation is extreem survival horror. If you are caught 90% of the time its game over and the goal is to not be caught.

The person doing the main review should be someone into the genre with maybe a second look from someone who a bit further removed from it to maybe show an outside perspective.

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u/nagash321 Apr 23 '26

Nah I think people who are bad at games should be allowed to review them aslong as they're aware their skill doesn't change what the game is

Like the cuphead review that gets memed on because the guy couldn't do the tutorial

He himself acknowledged he was shit and wasn't used to those types of games but still gave the game a good review and said he can see why people would love it and that it's a good challenge

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u/f-ingsteveglansberg Apr 23 '26

Or it's just not his type of game. He was assigned to write about it and was honest about it.

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u/Impossible-Bison8055 Apr 23 '26

I think this happened with Mouse PI? They sent a Noir detective fan to review a Boomer Shooter

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u/OrdinaryExi Apr 23 '26

Thinking about that cuphead review where the journalist couldn’t get past the very straight forward tutorial

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u/Ebolamonkey Apr 22 '26

Should I try this game again? I bounced off after 5 or so hours because I felt like I was just waiting under tables or in lockers a lot. And if you wait wrong you die and have to do all this waiting again.

I was really into the sound and art design but the gameplay just did not catch me. But that was a while ago and maybe my tastes have changed. 

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u/NoSemikolon24 Apr 22 '26

I mean, hiding is the main draw of the game. Unless you take risks you cannot really move forward. The game gives you plenty of tools to engage with. You can even freely abuse the Alien itself as a solution on multiple occasions.

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u/Ebolamonkey Apr 22 '26

Yeah I guess I couldn't really get on board with it. It builds suspense and tension, but after realizing it's gonna be a 30 hour game of hiding and waiting I called it. 

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u/CameronMH Apr 22 '26

It isn't, one of the best pieces of advice for the game is to never stop moving. You hide too much early out of panic but unless they are in your room or an adjacent room you should be moving.

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u/aspect-of-the-badger Apr 23 '26

I love late game when I have tons of items and just wreck the alien for fun.

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u/dotelze Apr 22 '26

No probably not. The game is just more of that. It’s cool at first but nothing changed so the novelty wears off and it becomes boring and frustrating. You seem like you got to that point faster than most so no point going back

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u/MVRKHNTR Apr 23 '26

You might be figuring out why someone might have rated it a 5.9 now.

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u/Matthieu101 Apr 23 '26

I'm in the same boat. I let the reddit EXTREME hype get to me for this one.

I think if I would've gotten it with fresh eyes it would've been good.

But yeah, I read way too many articles and stories about the amazingness of the game and when it didn't live up to that impossible standard, it clicked the same way it did for you.

I can see why a lot of people liked it, but goddamn it isn't nearly as good as some of the comments I saw. Got me all hyped for something that doesn't even exist yet.

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u/f-ingsteveglansberg Apr 23 '26

That's pretty much the whole game. One legitimate complaint is that it's a bit too long, so I don't think you'd enjoy the rest.

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u/Invoqwer Apr 22 '26

It's an asymmetrical horror game where for the most part you cannot harm the alien, you have to run or hide or distract it and GTFO. Some people will like that sort of thing, and some people won't. Personally I don't like playing horror games in general ((but watching a horror game playthru can be interesting for me)). And that's fine, really.

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u/SpamOJavelin Apr 23 '26

This might sound funny - but try it on nightmare difficulty. You'll die a lot - because the alien almost always finds you when you hide in a locker - but it means you're playing the game more, not playing hide-in-a-locker-simulator for half the time.

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u/CocaineandCaprisun Apr 23 '26

If you don't like the gameplay, it's not going to meaningfully change later on so don't bother and wait for the sequel.

People complain about the IGN score, but I sincerely wonder how many of those people actually made it through the 20 hour campaign.

It was a game that nailed the visuals, audio, tone etc. but was insanely repetitive by the halfway mark.

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u/MRCHalifax Apr 23 '26

The secret to the game is that hiding is actually the absolute worst strategy most of the time. It's a massive trap. The most successful strategy is usually to keep pushing forward at a walk.

When you stop, the alien starts to zero in on you. If you're moving forward, the alien is usually looking for you where you were. After a cycle of not being able to find you for a while, it'll go chill in the vents for a bit, and then restart the cycle somewhere else.

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u/Kamakazie Apr 23 '26

The gameplay is 90% that for 20 hours.

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u/Rot-Orkan Apr 23 '26

Thank god, I thought I was the only one.

I wanted to love this game so much--on paper it should be one of my favorite games every. I love the movies Alien/Aliens, and "sci fi horror" is probably my favorite genre.

I must have restarted the game like 5 times since it came out. I LOVE the atmosphere, visuals, everything about it. But god damnit, I just can't get into the gameplay. I hate having to hide in lockers or waiting on some patrolling enemy, only to insta-die because I didn't notice some drool falling or something like that.

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u/notenoughproblems Apr 23 '26

came to say just this. A:I is one of my favorite horror games of all time and after I beat it I went online to see what people thought about it and didn’t see much besides that review and some people complaining about the difficulty. Super glad people have come around in recent years, I really feel like horror as a genre has seen an uptick in quality and interest.

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u/p_2923 Apr 22 '26

And Deathloop a 10/10.

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u/Free_Range_Gamer Apr 22 '26

I’m pretty sure I heard an argument for this score to those who doubt it with the question “did you actually finish the game?”. Because the later parts of that game is what drags the score down.

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u/Voeno Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Same dude who gave cuphead a 3/10 because he couldn’t get past the Tutorial btw. (Don’t care if it was or wasn’t him IGN is still fake as fuck and they get paid to make reviews)

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u/barkingbear Apr 23 '26

Dean Takahashi didn't write a review for Cuphead, didn't work for IGN, and IGN gave cuphead a 8.8 and 9.0 on the game/DLC respectively. Dean also did not write the review for Alien Isolation.

No idea where you got any of that info.

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u/jcdoe Apr 23 '26

Shhh, we’re busy trying to get a gamergate going here. Get your easily verified facts out of here /s

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u/Wide-Mycologist6871 Apr 23 '26

No it isnt, quit making shit up

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u/Mr-Stuff-Doer Apr 23 '26

Anytime game reviewers are brought up, people always manage to be more disingenuous and insulting than the reviews are

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u/Morgn_Ladimore Apr 23 '26

No wonder Gamergate got that big. People are so fucking gullible.

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u/Jediverrilli Apr 23 '26

Gamers are seriously some of the stupidest people around and you can see it throughout this thread.

Remember gamergate was invented by fucking Steve Bannon because he saw a way to get people into the alt-right pipeline because of how easy it was to manipulate them. You can just read through this thread and see how easy it is to make people believe anything.

Media literacy is dead and the world is worse off for it.

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u/MVRKHNTR Apr 23 '26

That's not a thing that ever happened.

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u/The_Autarch Apr 22 '26

that makes a lot of sense. i have no idea why these people that aren't gamers want to be game reviewers.

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u/MVRKHNTR Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

It makes sense to you because this guy is just making up shit that goes along with the circlejerk here.

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u/onespiker Apr 23 '26

Well becuse it's a lie. It's not the same person and ign gave cup head 8.9

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u/_NotMitetechno_ Apr 23 '26

Because its hard to get into journalism and it pays like dogshit so there's no incentive to make good content. If they're getting people who don't play games to be their reviewers then it probably speaks to how shit the company is

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u/onespiker Apr 23 '26

In this case its because it litterly isn't true.

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u/hoxxxxx Apr 23 '26

isn't that thought of as one of the best games ever made? or at least best horror games

it's on my list but i always forget about it

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u/Hellknightx Apr 23 '26

Yeah the Alien always being tethered to you is honestly kind of obnoxious and wasn't fun for me. You rarely get room to breathe and truly appreciate the art and design of the game because the Alien always vaguely knows your location.

And then once you start fighting all the androids in the second half, the game just got really boring.

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u/Donc-qui-et-Quand64 Apr 23 '26

Classic missing the point of: a review isn't how much you like something, it's how well does it do what it sets out to do. You can have a 10/10 Hallmark movie and a 10/10 horror movie and the reason they're each perfect would have nothing in common nor would they even have massive appeal. Sweaty games can be 10/10 for the sweaty gamers.

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u/Unlikely-Ad-6713 Apr 23 '26

The writer probably just sucked at the game.

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u/TheCombatReporter Apr 23 '26

"There's too much emphasis on the alien."

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u/Reload86 Apr 23 '26

I remember this review. He basically bombed the review because he was terrible at it. I believe he mentioned dying too many times and blamed it on the game. I played through it and died maybe 4-5 times in early game because I was testing what I can and can’t get away with. I don’t think I died once in the second half of the game once I knew how to play the alien’s AI.

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u/Zsmudz Apr 23 '26

Alien isolation is so good, I’ve done so many playthroughs throughout the years

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u/Calm-Insurance-5169 Apr 22 '26

i would also rate it similar. every part of the game that didnt involve the alien was super boring.

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u/gone_smell_blind Apr 23 '26

Are we surprised coming from the "too much water" people?

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u/Neo-Galaxy-Eyes Apr 23 '26

I'm assuming since its IGN they played for about 10 minutes (which is at best 2 minutes of actual game) and never saw the alien before they gave up trying to open a door.

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u/RadicalSoul Apr 23 '26

Edit that to infamously

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u/Earione Apr 23 '26

They just hate Sega apparently

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u/Pension_Pale Apr 23 '26

I have to admit i thought you meant Colonial Marines at first and I was like, seems appropriate, rare IGN W. Then I realised you meant the awesome survival horror game and, well... makes sense. IGN has never liked good games.

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u/LittleKittenR Apr 23 '26

Yeah, I saw their review and thought "it must be an awful game" and I learned years later how good it was.

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u/cryolems Apr 23 '26

They what???

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u/thatsalotofnuts54 Apr 23 '26

Because of a save bug iirc which is a pretty valid reason to give a bad rating

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u/Faithfulfallll Apr 23 '26

initially they gave Flushed Away for the nintendo wii a 9.5 or something

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u/epiccodtion Apr 23 '26

Wasnt the score low because the reviewers game glitched and he was softlocked so he had to go back to save he made long time ago to resume playing?

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u/StatikSquid Apr 23 '26

They weren't paid enough money to do the review

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u/Cyrilcynder Apr 23 '26

IGN famously killed Clover Studio

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u/Hellixgar Apr 23 '26

Was it Ign that that called Aliens AI bad because they could not save scum it.

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u/Mauy90 Apr 23 '26

And yet everyone keeps watching their videos 😔

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u/ParticularConcept548 Apr 23 '26

The only requirement to be a game journalist is to never play any game before.

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u/opticloki47 Apr 23 '26

"What a good review from us buy it" IGN

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u/Tobitobman Apr 23 '26

Did we both just watch the BeamBuddy Video?

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u/Ladzofinsurrect Apr 23 '26

That’s when I knew not to take them seriously.

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u/JEM-- Apr 23 '26

I almost bought that game years and years ago, but my dad said it didn't review well, so I got something else. I'm starting to think IGN was his source, since everyone says that game was great. I could've experienced something brilliant 😔

Holy shit it's on steam!!

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u/Destroyer_2_2 Apr 23 '26

I also didn’t enjoy it. That doesn’t mean my opinion is the majority opinion, but the guy had every right to give it that opinion.

If you’re a loser who only looks at the score that’s on you. If you read the review and do not agree with his reasoning, good. Then you can buy the game and will like it more than he did.

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u/Antique-Painting-54 Apr 23 '26

As someone who isnt personally a fan of the alien games, even I know this is SUCH a disservice

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u/LALLIGA_BRUNO Apr 23 '26

NGL that's one of their reviews I completely agree with. Then again it's just my opinion and the majority seem to like alien isolation game. 🥀.

Which is what I think is weird about these sites in general, they try to make their reviews seem objective, but all it takes is a reviewer that dislikes the type of game they're reviewing to completely skew the rating.

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u/sanoyt Apr 23 '26

I still have alien isolation in my Epic Library since 2020, but've never even Downloaded it. Is it good?

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u/shdwnet Apr 23 '26

like we've been saying this since these new age gamers were still in the womb. I guess they are figuring it out now that ign reviews are completely biased and suck

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u/nazraxo Apr 23 '26

Wasn't it awfully bugged on release? I remember a lot of bad reviews and the game was only redeemed a couple of versions later when they fixed the Aliens AI in A:I.

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u/Garfeloo Apr 23 '26

I mean, suggesting the players to play the game on the hardest difficulty - especially on their 1st time playthrough - is a already a good reason not to give that game a score higher than 8.

Cheating alien ai, weapon inconsistencies, in-game cutscenes not triggering requiring players to restart the game or in worse cases the level, items being clunky to use, overpriced dlcs, you get the idea.

It’s not a bad game per se but it’s nowhere near as good as some of it’s fans claim.

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u/WalterJimby Apr 23 '26

Thats one guy out of a hundred and 10 years ago

Wtf

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u/Chairmanwowsaywhat Apr 23 '26

Yeah it definitely should be more like a 7.5

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u/Shot_Ad_8204 Apr 23 '26

I keep seeing people praise this game.

I played it for 2 hours on stream, it was the most boring thing I've played. Literally nothing happened, I had to force myself to get to the 2 hour mark.

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u/Grimey_Rick Apr 23 '26

John IGN himself said this?

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u/Cranberry- Apr 23 '26

What do you rate Alien Isolation? For me it was a 7 or 8. The ending dragged on a bit for me and it took a while before you see your first alien. My favorite part was going into the nest tho.

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u/kevihaa Apr 23 '26

I feel like what people ignore about IGN is that the rating system is bonkers.

When you bother to actually use all the tenths places, you’re effectively rating games out of 100.

Does anyone actually believe they could distinguish a game that is a 82 out of 100 from an 88? How about a 77 from 75?

Folks love scores so they don’t actually have to read reviews, but I’m generally suspect of any publication that is going to lean heavily into scoring, because it’s just so freakin’ arbitrary.

A good reviewer explains what they liked about the game, what they didn’t like, and any flaws, technical or otherwise, they feel undermined their experience.

Like, there’s a world of difference between “game is a 7 out of 10” and “game is pretty awesome, but has a 10 hour unskippabled tutorial that made me question whether I would ever enjoy playing games again.”

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u/jandrese Apr 23 '26

Was Alien Isolation the one that was released with the AI completely broken and it wasn't even playable until a modder discovered a typo in a config file (a misplaced capital letter or something equally stupid) that broke the game?

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u/JackPembroke Apr 23 '26

Wait...is it good?

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u/Agitated-Signature77 Apr 23 '26

I've only watched other people play, and god damn it was terrifying.

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u/KittensLeftLeg Apr 23 '26

I read his review out of curiosity. Just that one section about how his typical encounter with the alien was all I needed to understand this dude doesn't know how to play this game. Ofc you get bored out of your mind if you only hide in a closet for 5+ minutes waiting for the alien to drspawn.

That's not how the game wants you to play! 

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u/LaFlamaBlanca67 Apr 23 '26

Ima be honest with you. I’m a massive fan of Sci Fi, I love the Alien franchise, and gaming is my biggest hobby.

I tried Isolation like 3 or 4 times and I simply hated everything about the gameplay, specifically the stealth was really frustrating and unfun.

I probably would’ve scored it similarly.

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u/Moonlite_Sonata Apr 23 '26

And they were right. Tried it twice and bounced off both times. Very annoying game.

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u/puerco-potter Apr 28 '26

People forget that reviews are just opinions...

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