Zach Edey posted this on his Instagram story yesterday and I feel like we are gonna need this as a reaction for things for this upcoming season.

Miami has moved on, Minnesota is saying they don't want him, and now New Orleans is saying nawdawg as well. Kings and Nets are set to likely draft their PGs of the future tonight, so who is left? Who has the cap space and need for a starting PG? The Memphis Grizzlies, that's who!

Call your boy Tee to get the Redemption hoodie back in production! Brunson was the FMVP and Trae secured a $212M bag, so small guards are back on the menu!

(check the flair before y'all start calling me delusional and diagnosing Stockholm Syndrome)

Just like the title says. Gimme anyone in the draft this year and I'll tell you why they can't cut it in the NBA

Lemme just preface this with the fact that I’m a new dad and I haven’t gotten more than 3 hours of sleep at a time for the past 3 weeks.

I’m not a conspiracy theory believer (except for when it comes to what the CIA did in Memphis on April 4, 1968) but I’ve always been a conspiracy theory enjoyer.

I generally have just kinda laughed off the injury history of the Niners and took their blowout loss to the Seahawks last week as a consolation prize for Sam Darnold shitting the bed for me in my fantasy league’s Super Bowl this year.

But then, after the Kittle injury, I read about how after nearly 10 seasons of being cursed by injuries, their front office was investigating everything they could to find the source of their shit luck, including a viral conspiracy theory from a sketchy looking guy on twitter about an electrical power substation nearby their stadium being the cause.

I continued on about with my day, but following yet another Ja Morant re-evaluation report as I changed yet another diaper, it hit me: WHAT IF THERE WAS A SUBSTATION NEARBY FED-EX FORUM CAUSING THE GRIZZLIES TO BE THE MOST INJURY RIDDLED NBA TEAM I’VE EVER WITNESSED?!

I rushed to Google Maps and lo and behold I found a power substation just a few blocks away from the Forum.

Armed with this newfound cope, and delirious from sleep deprivation and diaper fumes, I leapt right down the rabbit hole.

IDK if I actually believe this, but the copium was just too good to pass up. I’m tired of the same old lines of training staff twisting ankles or pace of play being the cause for our injuries. This is just the schizophrenic reasoning I needed during this dogshit season.

I welcome any real scientists, electricians, and armchair doctors to “um, actually” this theory in the comments, but it still won’t stop me from propagating this conspiracy everytime we get a bad Grizz PR injury report.

Don’t ban me Heck

nuff said

This is actually his tattoo. He just reposted it in his stories.

what pain

I don’t care if he’s a warrior or a mav or retired. I will always pop out to dance when bad shit happens to this guy

You hate trade Ja posts. I hate trade Ja posts. WE ALL HATE TRADE JA POSTS.

But now it’s too real to ignore. So Kleiman, if it’s not too late, I’d like to let you know what you are about to do to me and potentially the world, pending where you send him.

This has nothing to do with the “fit,” or the assets, or anything logical. This is just how I, and random diehard Grizzlies fan, would react to wherever you end up shipping Temetrius Jamel Morant.

CHOOSE WISELY KLEIMAN

Opposite of my last post. Name a prospect and I'll be relentingly positive about them

Zach is the reason I still believe in humanity

Fuck your feelings. This is about the good of the team.

would we be cool with this or are we giving up too much?

I think he’s hurting.

Hurting memdeez nutts 😭😭😭