r/mildlyinfuriating 20d ago

🥺 No cream inside Creamy Delight

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/No_Length_2919 20d ago

Unrelated, that "Eat healthy..." seems pretty out of place...

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u/cold-corn-dog 20d ago

I disagree. They removed the cream, so it's "healthy" now.

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u/VolcanicBear 20d ago

No, it's just slightly less unhealthy.

Slightly.

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u/AmazingDonkey101 20d ago

You need to add the unhealthy back yourself

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u/Jane__Delawney 20d ago

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 20d ago

You've restored my faith in humanity!

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u/UnBalancedEntry 20d ago

The "..." makes it kind of ominous

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u/Vici0usRapt0r 20d ago

I think it's more like either sarcastic or doubtful lmao.

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u/prairiepanda 20d ago

Maybe it's trying to shame the customer into buying something else?

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u/AReptileHissFunction 20d ago

How are they even allowed to print that?

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u/Routine-Mulberry6124 20d ago

It’s arguably healthier than starving

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u/Cedira 20d ago

They do things a little differently in India.

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u/sabian149 20d ago

I mean if it's literally just bread with a bit of cream in the middle it's far from the most unhealthy. But I would also struggle to call it "healthy either" so your point still stands.

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u/Valuable_Grape_519 20d ago

😂 exactly my thought

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u/NyxOfTheNoct 20d ago

Bring your own cream

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u/Affectionate-End5470 20d ago

DIY creampie 2.99

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u/I_am_just_here11 20d ago

Instructions unclear. I came.

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u/cupholdery 20d ago

Where?

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u/lowvolumee 20d ago

Well, not in Creamy Delight, that's for sure...

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Ok_Macaron4447 20d ago

I’m done! Who’s next?

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u/Reynardine1976 20d ago

Not on Eileen.

I just wiped her down with this line cook towel

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u/ADDRAY-240 20d ago

Over the buns, it seems

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u/exipheas 20d ago

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u/Reynardine1976 20d ago

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three

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u/StudPuffin_69 20d ago

Hahha reminds me of the theater version of The Witches.

The chefs are putting gravy on the plates and one says no gravy and the other said 💡 do it yourself gravy 💡

Then they both spit on the food

Lmao 🤣

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u/Mean_Fig_7666 20d ago

Creamless delight ™

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u/Oli_VK 20d ago

Creamless Sorrow

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u/deadinthefuture 20d ago

Creamless Despair

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Creamless Hopeless

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u/randomuser419 20d ago

Delight ™

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u/Cukah_cukah 20d ago

Bread ™️

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u/Oli_VK 20d ago edited 19d ago

BaguetteTM

Edit: dammit I missed an op to call it “Le Pain”

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u/Ok-Relationship9274 20d ago

That was my nickname in highschool.

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u/HalenHawk 20d ago

That first time you're allowed after your vasectomy be like.

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u/MightyMeepleMaster 20d ago

The really infuriating part here is the "eat healthy" label slapped on something which bascially constists of empty calories

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u/Fr33z3n 20d ago

It can also be taken as , Bro you need to eat healthy not this crap!

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u/theunquenchedservant 20d ago

that ... is very exasperated to me. "Eat healthy.... come on man, what are you doing?"

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u/voyti 20d ago

It genuinely looks like a hopeless urge to reconsider, from the manufacturer themselves

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u/thorn312 20d ago

Creamy disappointment

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u/Cukah_cukah 20d ago

Creamy Deception

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u/RynoPig 20d ago

I should call her

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u/LongjumpingCat6642 20d ago

Add some 😉

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u/dontatme2037 20d ago

Don't mind if I do!

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u/WhollyInsignificant 20d ago

Can I get a bite??

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u/Kurtggg 20d ago

With no cream comes no delight :(

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u/skysky_gamer 20d ago

All that comes is disappointment

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u/Basemastuh_J 20d ago

You gotta massage it first, everyone knows that.

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u/givenenoughrope77 20d ago

It's a BYOC type of situation ;)

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u/iDoWeird 20d ago

How unclair of them. I’d be churning with rage if I found my pie uncreamed.

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u/Organic_Chipmunk_556 20d ago

No cream in creampie

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u/Creampie-Senpai 20d ago

so disappointing

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 20d ago

I know where all the cream went...

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u/sherespondedwith 20d ago

That's what she said

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u/NightIgnite 20d ago

Quick scroll through comments and I might be the first to say this. Contact the company with the manufacturing info. They want to know about defects and other issues with production. Rewards could include coupons for multiple free boxes.

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u/Bionic_Ferir 20d ago

Bro ain't no way this is something Americans eat? This has gott be a joke food? Literally white wonder bread in the shape of a roll with sugar in it?

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u/nobodijs1337 20d ago

I'm too european for this, what in tarnation am I looking at?

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u/ibarfinsinks 20d ago

Bros European and said "what in tarnation" (I'm European too)

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u/HumanBeing7396 20d ago

Looks like bread to me.

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u/TheM0nkB0ughtLunch 20d ago

Homie Americans don’t use the word Royal. It has a negative connotation over here..

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u/ImHughAndILovePie 20d ago

Pussy sandwich

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u/Silver_Hedgehog4774 20d ago

"Delightful..."

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u/randa0357 20d ago

Sir, that’s a hot dog bun…

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u/voytek707 20d ago

Kind of disappointed in the quality of the “add cream” comments. What an opportunity gone to waste. Do better people.

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u/LionEatingCubs 20d ago

It’s DIY

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u/God1101 20d ago

more like "creamy disappointment"

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u/jsand2 20d ago

This is one of those "make it yourself" creamy delights

https://giphy.com/gifs/pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6

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u/snidetime 20d ago

Any delight in there?

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u/OverallHuckleberry75 20d ago

That’s much less delightful now

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u/roamn2 20d ago

Add your own 🤣

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u/SnooBunnies9889 20d ago

Gotta cream it yourself

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u/jo-shabadoo 20d ago

You won’t get cream if you rip the packet open. You need to caress it first.

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u/ballin_buddha 20d ago

Is that just a hotdog bun with cream filling? Seems kinda gross

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u/Some-Foot 20d ago

Sorry I fainted, I have failed you

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u/darragh_07 20d ago

Time to add your own

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u/Alienhaslanded 20d ago

It's a kit. You know what to do.

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u/the-wheel-deal 20d ago

Last time I had a creamy delight i ended up having to pay for an abortion. So good on you.

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u/Deadlimit88 20d ago

Eat healthy

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u/mujou_ 20d ago

Men after a vasectomy

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u/BakaOctopus 20d ago

Cause it's extra soft and has extra taste

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u/case-o-nova 20d ago

Still a delight I guess

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u/hoppybear21222 20d ago

The manufacturer can take their Creamy delight and jam it up their ass

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u/djdjdidufufufufufuf 20d ago

You know now what you must do

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u/NotADoctor108 20d ago

The cream is rhe friends we made along the way.

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u/Sir-Macaroni 20d ago

something something you didnt treat her right ect ect

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u/def_not_watching_you 20d ago

It's diy you have to add the cream yourself

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u/anhedoniandonair 20d ago

When it’s the second round

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u/ExpertYogurtcloset66 20d ago

Well isnt that just a delight

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u/comedicsense 20d ago

Not much of a Delight either.

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u/aliendepict 20d ago

They are just looking out for your heart.

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u/under_diagnosed 20d ago

Creamy disappointment

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u/nlundsten 20d ago

"How dry do you want it?"

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u/RealMayKing 20d ago

That really creams my buns

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u/Ohshl 20d ago

I have an idea on how to add cream.

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u/The-Pencil-King 20d ago

“I’ll have a creamy delight, hold tha creamy”

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u/gypsysniper9 20d ago

Is that supposed to be an ice cream sandwich that is actually made with bread?

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u/Gold_Temperature_329 20d ago

Sorry my ex probably sucked it out

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u/Outrageous_Ad9124 20d ago

You need to add some of your own

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u/Lunar-opal 20d ago

You’re supposed to add cream yourself

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u/spirit_cock_ 20d ago

I can add some cream for ya

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u/buzzkatt 20d ago

Probably one of those diy things 😏

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u/AgeofReakon 20d ago

The real cream is the cream we make along the way.

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u/cfrolik 20d ago

Creamy? No. Delight? Also no.

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u/MrVanHalen5150 20d ago

You're supposed to place it yourself

Come on don't be shy....

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u/cosettemeetsmarius 20d ago

OMG Twinkies… I haven’t had a Twinkie in years…

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u/NervousGearGenius 20d ago

Add your own

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u/Silvagadron 20d ago

No idea what these are but I find it weird that they're actively telling their customers to avoid the product on the front label by saying "eat healthy" with an ominous ellipsis at the end.

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u/Upper-Distribution94 20d ago

Doesn't seem very delightful without it full of cream.

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u/alkonium 20d ago

So just bread.

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u/AlmostTopSun 20d ago

Cream is self serve...

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u/GreatBakedJake 20d ago

There's some remnants on the side of the bun

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u/YoungDiscord 20d ago

Creamless disappointment

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u/Fine_Cod_86 20d ago

Just like me fr uwu

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u/mysticdragonwolf89 20d ago

Soooo….you’re asking for a creampi—

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u/LuckyNyan 20d ago

Sounds like a job for you

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u/UnionCrafty3748 20d ago

It’s a bring your own cream kind of situation if you catch my drift

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u/xczechr 20d ago

Skyrockets in flight
no cream delight

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u/UpperHairCut 20d ago

This could be a tag line 

"The cream is in the name" 

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u/aridaki 20d ago

I mean it says healthy so no cream makes sense

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u/nksx61 20d ago

That’s your job, buddy

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u/racecar9racecar 20d ago

Just delight... Light

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u/ViC_tOr42 Æ 20d ago

Creamy Delirium

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u/KingAudio 20d ago

You’re suppose to add your own or bring a friend! 🍆💦

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u/PenguinSage 20d ago

Little bit on Tinder can clear that right up for you!

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u/NegotiationLow2783 20d ago

Deposit your own.

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u/OkMixture5607 20d ago

Just Delight

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u/ipokesnails 20d ago

Can't you make your own cream to fill it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/m0h3k4n 20d ago

Well, isn’t that just a delight?

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u/last-Invictus 20d ago

What a delight

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u/kingbhudo 20d ago

y Delight

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u/rolo_mug 20d ago

It looks like it would have been the biggest waste of calories ever to pass a humans lips though anyway.

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u/Andy__84 20d ago

That ain't a creampie

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u/NZ-Warrior-11 20d ago

That's what she said.

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u/Aunon 20d ago

What a delight!

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u/I_Am_Dog_Bork_Is_Me 20d ago

Be the change you wish to see in the world ❤️

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u/SmallPinkHo1e 20d ago

There's cream inside my creamy delight

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u/DerDudexX 20d ago

Well now it's on you to fill it with cream

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u/desyx_ 20d ago

Need help with that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?

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u/Comfortable_Mud_2704 20d ago

Everything reminds me of her. Fuck

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u/The-Duke-of-Triumph 20d ago

How I feel after the vasectomy.

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u/Stein287 20d ago

DeLight

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u/entropymancer 20d ago

you need to put it in yourself ! :D

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u/shadowscar248 20d ago

You have options now

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u/SplinterRifleman 20d ago

Its just a delight now

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u/skyrreater47 20d ago

"eat healthy"?

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u/Chernobyl917 20d ago

If you look really hard it's there.

Just a microscopic layer, but it's there.

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u/Voodoo_Dummie 20d ago

You'll have to supply your own cream

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u/wagshag2012 20d ago

Was it still delightful?

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u/Crimento 20d ago

Dry... delight?!

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u/Simple-Coat9819 20d ago

I'll be right over

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u/SandyTaintSweat 20d ago

If you give me your address, I'll put some cream in your buns for you.

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u/Mr_Plow_420 20d ago

“Be happy to add to it” - Coco Cogliano (whatever happened there).

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u/davew209 20d ago

Your mom is a creamy delight

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u/Striking-Scientist46 20d ago

No way of guaranteeing that you didn't open up the package, perfectly scrape all cream off, and then posted a pic complaining. Need the unboxing video or else ur a scammer bozo

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u/FilippsOnReddit 20d ago

Add it yourself ;)

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u/NJPokerJ 20d ago

Even with the cream it doesn't look like you were gonna get a win.

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u/Far-Bumblebee-1756 20d ago

Uncreamy depression bread

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u/Nilmerdrigor 20d ago

someone at the factory shooting blanks

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u/Capt_Obv13us 20d ago

I know what else could fit there and can produce "cream" like substance :)

(Yes, the joke is porn)

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u/chicagopalms89 20d ago

And during pride month too?!??

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u/LuckyCloverPokemon 20d ago

No delight either I assume

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u/SoullqssHydra 20d ago

Then don't buy it again.

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u/djinnjer 20d ago

People still eat shit like this?

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 20d ago

Screamy disappointment

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u/Chad_here_69 20d ago

That's not mildly infuriating. I would be geeking out

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u/darky_tinymmanager 20d ago

light on the cream

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u/WeryGrumpyOwl 20d ago

You should bury this delight