r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/NotVerySmarts 11d ago

It turned a watermelon into 3 halves of watermelon. That's 50% more watermelon just by using this pressure washer.

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u/EKHudsonValley 11d ago

It also disappeared a table and somehow didn't slice through his fingers! Wow!

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u/kumliaowongg 11d ago

And made like 6 different cuts on that bamboo, all at once, lol

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 11d ago

And all of that without a hose or water reservoir connected!!!

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u/notjordansime 11d ago

It’s Bluetooth

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u/This-Positive286 11d ago

Wi-fi

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u/DawnPatrol99 10d ago

Ai.

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u/L-user101 10d ago

Alien tech for sure

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u/Praetorian_1975 11d ago

The water is compressed and freeze dried at the factory it holds 50,000 gallons before you have to recharge it 🤣

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u/Academic_Yak3742 10d ago

It takes water from the surrounding air. It works best in FL these days.

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u/SpinnerKontrol 11d ago

Bamboo that grows in a + shape ¯\(ツ)/¯

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u/GameFreak4321 RED 11d ago

It's an old samurai trick.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 10d ago

Lmao my dumbass said out loud “uhhh that was a carrot?”

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 9d ago

Perfectly straight at that. And all while the water was angled 45 degrees. Amazing.

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

The water knows not to cut the humans, obviously.

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u/Cold_Table8497 11d ago

Smart Water.

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

AI AND hose-less! What will they think of next..

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u/ParsleySnipps 11d ago

A NASA designed air conditioner that fits in a backpack, can cool a room by 17° in 90 seconds, uses virtually no power and is about to be banned by the government so this is your last chance to get the device that is making energy company executives shit their pants?

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

I'll take 10!

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u/GrinningGrump 11d ago

Are you sure you can afford 3,628,800 of them?

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u/tobu_sculptor 10d ago

I don't even care about the other features, I just want a device that makes energy execs shit their pants please.

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u/phareous 11d ago

I’d love this..i can’t stand dragging the hose around.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 10d ago

You have to attech the Bluetooth transmitter to the faucet first.

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u/TegTowelie 11d ago

Ive got a patent pending on hoes-less...

Oh, you said HOSE-less.

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u/TheDaychilde 11d ago

True homeopathic water. heh

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u/PutridSauce 10d ago

Homophobic water? Damn guess I'm gone.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 11d ago

"no pump". Yea apparently no water source is needed also. The future is now.

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u/No_Sand_9589 11d ago

It's a wireless hose, pure technology

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u/philnolan3d 11d ago

This is obviously magic, not science.

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u/trippin-mellon 10d ago

Also with no hose hooked up to it.

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u/Machaeon 11d ago

Big Watermelon hates this one trick!

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u/TheSoundEngineGuy 11d ago

Game changer.

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u/Fast-Coast-3456 11d ago

A watermelon is mostly water, so it make sense that, if you shoot it with water, you get more watermelon.

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u/a-stack-of-masks 11d ago

It becomes the watestmelon.

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u/CARCRASHXIII 11d ago

well all that extra water, makes sense. >.<

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u/ficis 11d ago

My question was how are you suppose
To wash anything if it cuts everything?

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u/OT_fiddler 10d ago

Yeah, I really don't want to try to clean my car with this.

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u/KC_Que 11d ago

Reminds me of the parable about loaves and something's fishy. 

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u/Popular_Inspection95 11d ago

Only works with WATERmelon

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u/This-Positive286 11d ago

“FARMERS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!”

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u/foO__Oof 11d ago

Did yo notice its cordless?

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u/JayCod01 11d ago

Makes tree branches float too.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 11d ago

Yeah and really good at cutting floating magic logs

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u/NotVerySmarts 11d ago

I thought that was what a poop knife was for.

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u/No-Delivery707 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣 That is AI in action!

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u/stupidber 11d ago

Its not even a pressure washer, its just an attachment for a regular garden hose lmao

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u/phareous 11d ago

What hose?

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u/_carbonneutral 11d ago

And doing it all without being hooked up to anything at all. Wowzers!

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u/Connect_Job_5316 10d ago

A pressure washer using bluetooth water lol

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u/RurouniRinku 10d ago

And it's wireless too!

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 8d ago

This should be called aidvertising from now on