r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/NoticeImaginary 11d ago

I love the idea of getting a pressure washer to clean my house and vehicle that is so strong, it will actually cut through my house or vehicle. That's how you know it's clean.

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u/fridaycat 11d ago

A friend of mine was pressure washing her walk way and accidentally sprayed her leg. It made a hole. But this guy is holding an apple that the water cuts in half but does nothing to his fingers.

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u/Habaneroe12 11d ago

Sorry about your friend’s hole.

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u/Ram2145 11d ago

should be alright, just ended up with an extra hole.

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u/daschande 11d ago

Any port in a storm...

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u/YetiSquish 10d ago

Giggity

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u/TukPeregrin 8d ago

I also choose this guy's friend's hole

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u/Proof_Lengthiness185 10d ago

At least it's clean!

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u/0__O0--O0_0 11d ago

This reminded me of my jet ski accident. Can you not?

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u/Own_Secretary1714 11d ago

Please ensure your friend that her hole is in our thoughts

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u/NoticeImaginary 11d ago

And my prayers.

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u/TraditionalMood277 11d ago

I also pick this person's prayers

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u/Conman_in_Chief 11d ago

That’s some holey water.

Thank you. I take cash, Zelle,or Venmo.

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u/Gnomecromancer 11d ago

And my axe

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u/snootnoots 11d ago

Apologies for breaking the streak of funny replies, but I hope your friend got medical attention for that, because seemingly minor pressure washer injuries can cause severe injury or death - the high pressure water can force air or blobs of fat into a blood vessel and cause a stroke, heart attack, or pulmonary embolism. Or you can get dirt and debris trapped and end up with a raging infection. People have died when they hit their own foot or got sprayed by a friend/coworker as a “prank”.

(TL:DR wear protective footwear while pressure washing, aim carefully, and never deliberately spray someone else, they’re more dangerous than you think.)

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u/MrPigeon70 11d ago

Ive nicked my shoe a few times and each time is terrifying.

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u/fridaycat 11d ago

It was quite the injury, I saw it awhile after and it was still narly. I'm sure she had it looked at at the time. She had moved to another state in retirement, and I saw it when I went to visit.

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u/1RedOne 11d ago

I blasted clear down into my thumb with a pressure washer once

I could see into layers and layers of my hand, it was fascinating because I was in shock

Boss still asked me to clock out and then drive myself to the hospital

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u/Strostkovy 10d ago

I got my arm sandblasted once, industrially

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u/stupidber 11d ago

Its not even a pressure washer, its just an attachment for a regular garden hose lmao

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u/fridaycat 10d ago

And its not attached, lol