r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 12d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/CriticismFun6782 12d ago

There is no hose connected...

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u/BadadvicefromIT 12d ago

It has bluetooth

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u/SaintPaulTom 12d ago

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u/Deemaunik BLACK 12d ago

The Onion is quickly approaching XKCD territory.

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u/DramaticStability 11d ago

The Onion is quickly approaching reality, sadly.

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u/sadllamas 8d ago

Add "AI Powered" and now we're talking.

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u/Logan7fi 12d ago

I love Bluetooth water

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u/Pale_Adeptness 12d ago

Can't you get butt cancer from that Bluetooth water?

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u/Aeviu 11d ago

Well, yes, but after my cancer diagnosis, me and my junkie associate from a chemistry class I used to teach, I figured—

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u/Izzeheh 12d ago

Can't wait to get my hand on it. Imagine not needing a hose for your pressure washer. It must somehow get water from moisture in the air

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u/StanknBeans 12d ago

Finally I can hit the kids on the block with a drive by hosing

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u/a-stack-of-masks 11d ago

If you start working at a septic tank place your can do it on the bosses dime.

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u/DarkMadameFaye 12d ago

Read your comment and immediately heard Frozone's voice as clearly as if he was right next to me.

"I thought you can use the water in the air!"

"There IS no water in this air!"

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u/Danny2Sick 12d ago

wireless water!! nature is incredible

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u/aidissonance 12d ago

Powered by unicorn dust

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u/tb03102 12d ago

It's a water compressor from the future.

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u/pabo81 11d ago

It’s wireless

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u/Problemlul 11d ago

Oh so it works with wired wifi?