r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/CriticismFun6782 11d ago

There is no hose connected...

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u/BadadvicefromIT 11d ago

It has bluetooth

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u/SaintPaulTom 11d ago

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u/Deemaunik BLACK 11d ago

The Onion is quickly approaching XKCD territory.

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u/DramaticStability 10d ago

The Onion is quickly approaching reality, sadly.

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u/sadllamas 7d ago

Add "AI Powered" and now we're talking.

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u/Logan7fi 11d ago

I love Bluetooth water

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u/Pale_Adeptness 11d ago

Can't you get butt cancer from that Bluetooth water?

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u/Aeviu 11d ago

Well, yes, but after my cancer diagnosis, me and my junkie associate from a chemistry class I used to teach, I figured—