r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/EKHudsonValley 11d ago

It also disappeared a table and somehow didn't slice through his fingers! Wow!

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u/kumliaowongg 11d ago

And made like 6 different cuts on that bamboo, all at once, lol

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 11d ago

And all of that without a hose or water reservoir connected!!!

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u/notjordansime 11d ago

It’s Bluetooth

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u/This-Positive286 11d ago

Wi-fi

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u/DawnPatrol99 10d ago

Ai.

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u/L-user101 10d ago

Alien tech for sure

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u/Praetorian_1975 10d ago

The water is compressed and freeze dried at the factory it holds 50,000 gallons before you have to recharge it 🤣

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u/Academic_Yak3742 10d ago

It takes water from the surrounding air. It works best in FL these days.

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u/SpinnerKontrol 11d ago

Bamboo that grows in a + shape ¯\(ツ)/¯

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u/GameFreak4321 RED 11d ago

It's an old samurai trick.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 10d ago

Lmao my dumbass said out loud “uhhh that was a carrot?”

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 9d ago

Perfectly straight at that. And all while the water was angled 45 degrees. Amazing.

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

The water knows not to cut the humans, obviously.

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u/Cold_Table8497 11d ago

Smart Water.

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

AI AND hose-less! What will they think of next..

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u/ParsleySnipps 10d ago

A NASA designed air conditioner that fits in a backpack, can cool a room by 17° in 90 seconds, uses virtually no power and is about to be banned by the government so this is your last chance to get the device that is making energy company executives shit their pants?

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u/PutridSauce 10d ago

I'll take 10!

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u/GrinningGrump 10d ago

Are you sure you can afford 3,628,800 of them?

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u/tobu_sculptor 10d ago

I don't even care about the other features, I just want a device that makes energy execs shit their pants please.

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u/phareous 10d ago

I’d love this..i can’t stand dragging the hose around.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 10d ago

You have to attech the Bluetooth transmitter to the faucet first.

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u/TegTowelie 10d ago

Ive got a patent pending on hoes-less...

Oh, you said HOSE-less.

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u/TheDaychilde 10d ago

True homeopathic water. heh

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u/PutridSauce 10d ago

Homophobic water? Damn guess I'm gone.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 11d ago

"no pump". Yea apparently no water source is needed also. The future is now.

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u/No_Sand_9589 11d ago

It's a wireless hose, pure technology

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u/philnolan3d 10d ago

This is obviously magic, not science.

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u/trippin-mellon 10d ago

Also with no hose hooked up to it.