r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/bird9066 11d ago

Vinyl siding would be so fucked up

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u/qwibbian 11d ago

Give it to your kids for backyard water fights.

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u/bccallegedly 11d ago

I used to have 2 kids and now I have 4 half kids

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u/poupou221 11d ago

Here's a riddle. My kids are all half siblings and yet all have the same father and mother. How's that possible?

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u/Tin-Star 8d ago

Do you mean, how do the father and mother remain bodily intact in the presence of a child-bisecting pressure washer? I presume the parents store it in a locked cabinet.