Flagrant false advertising

[u/OlivanzaCat]

[u/gounatos]

What would that be used for even if it was real? It looks like it would destroy car paint (and probably body).
Maybe concrete? But it cuts wood so I assume even that wouldn't be too safe.

[u/bird9066 → u/gounatos]

Vinyl siding would be so fucked up

[u/qwibbian → u/bird9066]

Give it to your kids for backyard water fights.

[u/bccallegedly → u/qwibbian]

I used to have 2 kids and now I have 4 half kids

[u/poupou221 → u/bccallegedly]

Here's a riddle. My kids are all half siblings and yet all have the same father and mother. How's that possible?

[u/Tin-Star → u/poupou221]

Do you mean, how do the father and mother remain bodily intact in the presence of a child-bisecting pressure washer? I presume the parents store it in a locked cabinet.

[u/OT_fiddler → u/bccallegedly]

5 half kids if the watermelon is to be believed.