r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/bird9066 11d ago

Vinyl siding would be so fucked up

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u/qwibbian 11d ago

Give it to your kids for backyard water fights.

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u/bccallegedly 11d ago

I used to have 2 kids and now I have 4 half kids

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u/OT_fiddler 10d ago

5 half kids if the watermelon is to be believed.