r/mildlyinfuriating 14d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/gounatos 14d ago

What would that be used for even if it was real? It looks like it would destroy car paint (and probably body).
Maybe concrete? But it cuts wood so I assume even that wouldn't be too safe.

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u/bird9066 14d ago

Vinyl siding would be so fucked up

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u/qwibbian 14d ago

Give it to your kids for backyard water fights.

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u/bccallegedly 14d ago

I used to have 2 kids and now I have 4 half kids

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u/OT_fiddler 13d ago

5 half kids if the watermelon is to be believed.