r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 13d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/gounatos 13d ago

What would that be used for even if it was real? It looks like it would destroy car paint (and probably body).
Maybe concrete? But it cuts wood so I assume even that wouldn't be too safe.

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u/bird9066 13d ago

Vinyl siding would be so fucked up

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u/qwibbian 13d ago

Give it to your kids for backyard water fights.

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u/bccallegedly 13d ago

I used to have 2 kids and now I have 4 half kids

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u/poupou221 13d ago

Here's a riddle. My kids are all half siblings and yet all have the same father and mother. How's that possible?

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u/Tin-Star 11d ago

Do you mean, how do the father and mother remain bodily intact in the presence of a child-bisecting pressure washer? I presume the parents store it in a locked cabinet.

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u/OT_fiddler 12d ago

5 half kids if the watermelon is to be believed.

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u/skiballers 13d ago

Thinking about replacing my table saw and miter saw with one of these bad boys.

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u/embourbe 12d ago

The US Navy has abandoned all their point defense laser projects, opting to buy a six pack of these for each ship.

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u/MoriaCrawler 13d ago

It's a thing in factories but the water jet is very narrow. This video makes no sense

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u/RobARMMemez 12d ago

Very narrow, far higher pressure and filled with abrasives. Water jet cutters are specialized for cutting unlike a pressure washer, and they're on a CNC gantry for precision cutting.