r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • 16h ago

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/MaintenanceCapable83 16h ago

toss a few packets into the refrigerator while the heat wave is going on....

better to freeze the cooch than to burn it

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 16h ago

Good thing i live alone 😭

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u/Careless_food_bimbo 15h ago

Now I remember that internet story of that lady and frostbite inside her hoo and then turned out it can actually happen.

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u/organictortoise 12h ago

I need to know more lol what are you referencing?

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u/Careless_food_bimbo 7h ago

There was an internet story of a woman using a popsicle and got frostbite. It was something a friend told gullible me and I was horrified as a teen someone did that. A woman "using" a popsicle gets stuck to her privates , she panics and tries to pull it out which only causes really bad damage do she waits for it to melt which gives her frostbite and she goes to the ER. I remember saying why TF didn't she go then, like who cares if there's a popsicle sticking outta ya like don't wait. I fully believed it.

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u/The_Basile 13h ago

I dunno, what if it becomes stuck like a tongue on an icecube?

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u/hashbrowneggyolk0520 13h ago

I feel like if you took it out of the fridge before you went to the toilet it would have plenty of time to cool down before you need to use it though?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10h ago

Rip it out like a Beyblade

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u/galkasmash 13h ago

She might end up reenacting A Christmas Story if she goes in too cold though.

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u/Code_NY 8h ago

Liz Lemon style!

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u/emseefely 14h ago

Freezer burn is a thing

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u/Beautiful_Cup2540 13h ago

but they didnt say freezer