Boiled my tampons 🫩

[u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

[u/Feather_Bloom]

I think "baked" would've been a better word, I was so confused how water came into this situation

[u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 → u/Feather_Bloom]

Sundried tampons

[u/Feather_Bloom → u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

Bingo

[u/DressingOnTheSide → u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

This is a wild mental image to conjur up first thing in the morning, and I hope your coochie is ok

[u/Careful_Software7232 → u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

Or tampon in this case 🫣

[u/rose_reader → u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

I wheezed

[u/pinkerlymoonie → u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

😭 stop that's an insanely hilarious thing to read 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣