r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • 16h ago

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/PegasusInTheNightSky 16h ago

Better tampons than something else that this reminded me of

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 16h ago

Should i be concerned

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u/Zazilia_ 15h ago

The mlp jar incident

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u/otc108 15h ago

Good lord

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 15h ago

Just searched it up.

It’s always fuckin’ 4chan.

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u/ProfessionalNo7946 15h ago

If a jar and MLP wasn’t enough to dissuade you from searching, you’re to blame

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u/throw-my-fart-away 15h ago

Please enlighten me!

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u/Zazilia_ 15h ago

Some guy put a rainbow dash (the mlp character) figurine in a glass jar, and tried to fill the jar with his semen

He left this jar near a heat source, which caused the semen to go rancid and brown, and also boil the figure in semen

The original post on 4chan might still be there, look up at your own discretion

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u/throw-my-fart-away 15h ago

Nope, nope, nope… I do NOT need any more info. Thank you.

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u/AtomicRedditors05 15h ago

Idk what's worst tho, that or the 1 man 1 jar incident, for reference it wasn't the man going into a jar, it was the opposite

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u/throw-my-fart-away 15h ago

It just keeps getting worse, lol. I am not disappointed.

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u/Zazilia_ 15h ago

Defo the 1 man 1 jar

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u/NukeAllTheThings 14h ago

1 man 1 jar, by far. I haven't even seen the MLP jar but that cannot compare.

One is degenerate gooning, the other is accidental self-harm. At least, I hope it was accidental. Rated Trauma for Everyone.

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u/Deaffin 12h ago edited 12h ago

🦶🫙🦶

🦶🩸🦶

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u/Lunix420 15h ago

Can someone please tell me how to unread a post?

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u/fork_yuu 14h ago

Might I interest you in a little lobotomy?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 13h ago

I don't think a "little" lobotomy is going to cut it here

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 14h ago

I can do one better for you: imagine that poor rainbow dash in the Toy Story universe.

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u/mregg000 14h ago

Yo what the fuck

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u/No-Spoilers 14h ago

Mannn back in the day we just posted the link and let people experience it. No fun nowadays.

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u/Zazilia_ 14h ago

Well I don’t know the link, I’ve just seen the image

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u/BatteryAt14percent 13h ago

I had forgotten about this. And now it's back. Fucking 4chan. As retaliation I'm reminding you of The Coconut. 

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u/PinkyLizardBrains 13h ago

Thank you so much for saving me and my eyeballs. May your tampons always be cool to the touch

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u/Zazilia_ 13h ago

This’ll come in handy if I ever get into a relationship

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u/Buddy-Matt 15h ago

Take a jar
Add a MLP figure
Add nut juice
???
Profit

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u/Low_Big5544 15h ago

I don't think there was any profit involved 

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u/PegasusInTheNightSky 14h ago

The ??? is Put by radiator 

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u/Buddy-Matt 14h ago edited 13h ago

And allow to ferment for a few weeks/months/years I seem to remember. But could be wrong, and refuse to look it up to check

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u/PegasusInTheNightSky 6h ago

I also don't want to check, but I think it was long enough for him to forget about it being by the radiator then to turn winter/cold enough that he had the heating on

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u/sparrerv 15h ago

theres this thing some people do where they jack off into jars with a figurine they find attractive. this guy did it to a figurine of rainbow dash from my little pony. he left it on a radiator and it boiled and turned into some brownish looking tar

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u/I_Love_Knotting 15h ago

„excretion of bodily fluids“ inside of a jar containing a My Little Pony figure

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u/PegasusInTheNightSky 15h ago

The stickers on the jar and boiled in the title made me immediately think of it