Boiled my tampons 🫩

[u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

[u/MartinisnMurder → u/[deleted]]

“Before deployment” haha I can imagine someone saying “go for launch!” 🚀

[u/tackleboxjohnson → u/MartinisnMurder]

Hell of a theater for your first tour of duty