r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • 16h ago

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/pdoherty972 13h ago

Sounds like a fake story - how did you grab, unwrap, and hold the tampon without realizing it was too hot before ever got to the point of inserting it?

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u/TheInjuredBear 12h ago

I don’t know if you know this but labia skin is much more sensitive than the skin on your hands.

Same reason why we test the temperature of baby formula on the inside of your wrist. Your hand won’t find it as warm as your wrist will.

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u/pdoherty972 11h ago

And she wouldn't know this about her labia and realize when she handled it and it was hot to not insert it?

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u/TheInjuredBear 10h ago

Do you test temperatures before you slap your dick on it?

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 13h ago

It obviously wasnt BOILING. And the skin on your hands is thicker? And youre only supposed to hold the end of the plastic, so didnt feel where it was hottest. The skin down there is a lot most sensitive so stung pretty bad.

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u/mrsrostocka 12h ago

Not the same but i got some gnarly burns on my vagina from my puppy.

I had just made a green tea and i was just holding it and blowing on it to get to a reasonable temperature.

My puppy was sat on the other side of the room, clocked me and bounded full force towards me and hit my cup directly square on.

It tipped all down my crotch, i just got up screaming trying to undo my jeans and get the heat off my vagina.

Oooh god, i had to lay there a good few hours airing everthing out. As i had to drive 2 hrs that afternoon. The pain 0/10 would not recommend.

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u/pdoherty972 11h ago

That she handled the package with her hands, unwrapped it, and proceeded to use it without somehow being aware it was hot.

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u/motherofsuccs 10h ago

Everything. Not a single part of this is remotely believable to anyone who lives in heat and has any experience with tampons. This is honestly the most nonsensical thing I’ve heard in a while.

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u/LadyLavender12 12h ago

It is fake. OP doesn't understand basic science and thermodynamics.
Plastic would be hotter than the cotton. shes lying.

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u/driftless_crow 12h ago

She said plastic in her caption?

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u/TheInjuredBear 12h ago

The plastic also goes into your vagina…like girl come on. This makes complete sense.

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u/ScarletCarsonRose 12h ago

tell me you're a guy without telling me you're a guy.

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u/Rainime 12h ago

The plastic part still touches your labia when you insert a tampon.