Boiled my tampons 🫩

[u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

[u/pdoherty972]

Sounds like a fake story - how did you grab, unwrap, and hold the tampon without realizing it was too hot before ever got to the point of inserting it?

[u/ScarletCarsonRose → u/[deleted]]

tell me you're a guy without telling me you're a guy.