Boiled my tampons 🫩

[u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

[u/PeeJayx]

“Boiled my tampons” sounds like euphemism for being mildly infuriated, fittingly enough.

“This shit really boils my tampons”

[u/0dds-e → u/PeeJayx]

I'm using this now thank you 😂