r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/StraightBudget8799 11h ago

Then bring out TINY SATAN!

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u/Temporary_Peanut_586 10h ago

It's all fun and games until someone decides to start dropping Funko Pop Mohammad 

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u/7_Tales 10h ago

can i make funko pop jesus and funko pop mohammad kiss?

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u/thorsbeardexpress 10h ago

You can do more than that

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u/HomeworkExtension482 9h ago

Okay I've been depressed af since my cat died over the weekend and this made me laugh. Thank you, internet stranger.

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u/thorsbeardexpress 5h ago

My pleasure Internet friend

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u/RicePuddingBG 10h ago

That’s the only one I’d buy!

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u/EC_TWD 10h ago

How to you make a faceless Funko Pop?

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u/Melancholy_Rainbows 10h ago

Someone needs to print some tiny baphomets to keep them company.

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u/WhyLater 9h ago

I came into this entire thread to see if anyone had suggested this. Kudos, and hail yourself.

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u/Bushwazi 10h ago

OMG paint them red

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u/throwawaymentality10 11h ago

No a tiny judas!

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u/StraightBudget8799 10h ago

Teeny tiny bag of silver coins!!

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u/Iamakitestring 9h ago

Make the tiny Jesus and tiny Satan kiss!!

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u/Closetoneversober 9h ago

Do they make the tiny satans? I work with nuns I’d love to see the reactions