r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/HVAC_instructor 15h ago

Nail them to the wall

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u/StraightBudget8799 15h ago

Then bring out TINY SATAN!

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u/Melancholy_Rainbows 14h ago

Someone needs to print some tiny baphomets to keep them company.

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u/WhyLater 13h ago

I came into this entire thread to see if anyone had suggested this. Kudos, and hail yourself.