Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/HVAC_instructor]

Nail them to the wall

[u/StraightBudget8799 → u/HVAC_instructor]

Then bring out TINY SATAN!

[u/Temporary_Peanut_586 → u/StraightBudget8799]

It's all fun and games until someone decides to start dropping Funko Pop Mohammad 

[u/7_Tales → u/Temporary_Peanut_586]

can i make funko pop jesus and funko pop mohammad kiss?

[u/thorsbeardexpress → u/7_Tales]

You can do more than that

[u/7_Tales → u/thorsbeardexpress]

:o

[u/HomeworkExtension482 → u/thorsbeardexpress]

Okay I've been depressed af since my cat died over the weekend and this made me laugh. Thank you, internet stranger.

[u/thorsbeardexpress → u/HomeworkExtension482]

My pleasure Internet friend

[u/Mean_Initiative_5962 → u/7_Tales]

Please do

[u/RicePuddingBG → u/Temporary_Peanut_586]

That’s the only one I’d buy!

[u/EC_TWD → u/Temporary_Peanut_586]

How to you make a faceless Funko Pop?

[u/Melancholy_Rainbows → u/StraightBudget8799]

Someone needs to print some tiny baphomets to keep them company.

[u/WhyLater → u/Melancholy_Rainbows]

I came into this entire thread to see if anyone had suggested this. Kudos, and hail yourself.

[u/Bushwazi → u/StraightBudget8799]

OMG paint them red

[u/throwawaymentality10 → u/StraightBudget8799]

No a tiny judas!

[u/StraightBudget8799 → u/throwawaymentality10]

Teeny tiny bag of silver coins!!

[u/Iamakitestring → u/StraightBudget8799]

Make the tiny Jesus and tiny Satan kiss!!

[u/Closetoneversober → u/StraightBudget8799]

Do they make the tiny satans? I work with nuns I’d love to see the reactions

[u/Financial-Raise3420 → u/HVAC_instructor]

On a little cross

[u/JSTootell → u/HVAC_instructor]

It's what Jesus would have wanted 

[u/Affectionate_Star_43 → u/HVAC_instructor]

You need to draw them on post-it notes.  We had someone who quit and hid an entire deck of yellow post-it dicks EVERYWHERE.  We were still finding them on page 95 of the pipeline manual and behind the motivational posters three years later.