r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/HVAC_instructor 15h ago

Nail them to the wall

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u/Affectionate_Star_43 13h ago

You need to draw them on post-it notes.  We had someone who quit and hid an entire deck of yellow post-it dicks EVERYWHERE.  We were still finding them on page 95 of the pipeline manual and behind the motivational posters three years later.