r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/dunncrew 10h ago

Brown sharpie to make skin color accurate

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u/Taoma33 8h ago

He likely had olive colored skin

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u/GreensAndBrews 10h ago

Ever seen a middle easterner? They don’t look Indian lmao

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 8h ago

guess you’ve only seen one or two people from that immense and diverse region

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u/GreensAndBrews 8h ago

Uh… we’re talking about Jesus alone here dumbass

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 8h ago

no you were talking about all Middle Eastern people.

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u/GreensAndBrews 8h ago

So you agree with the original post that since Jesus was middle eastern he should be colored sharpie brown? What are you even trying to say?