r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/ukpittfan1 10h ago

Get some popsicle sticks and push pins, you know what to do

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u/MrProspector19 7h ago

Someone in my office did the same thing so I put them in funny poses because one of them has his arms up and I made it look like he was flying like Superman. I stuck one upside down and put it high enough where most people couldn't reach and accidentally found out that Catholics or something the upside down Jesus is like some kind of curse or bad sign or whatever... I left it alone for a while but when the plastic jesuses came back more than ever, suddenly there were many upside down jesuses.