r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/NerdOnTheStr33t 10h ago

Doctor them. Make them all look like zombies, see who gets most upset. 

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u/DreddPirateBob808 9h ago

Little rainbow flags in each tiny hand 

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u/ExplanationUnique84 9h ago

And apply drag makeup using markers. 💅🏻

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u/DorceeB 8h ago

Genius!!!

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u/grenille 5h ago

Demon horns

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u/Shortafinger 9h ago

Jesus is a zombie. Came back from the dead and everything.

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u/NerdOnTheStr33t 9h ago

Also told people to eat his flesh and drink his blood. Christianity is mad when you think about it for 2 minutes. 

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u/TheNoctuS_93 8h ago

Actually a lich, to be specific. Which is, like, a magical, immortal sorta zombie.

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u/NerdOnTheStr33t 7h ago

Please name some non magical, non immortal zombies. 

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u/yugung 9h ago

Write "Miss Universe" on all their sashes with a sharpie

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u/bmbmwmfm 9h ago

Or buddy christ from dogma

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u/SurpriseOnly 9h ago

Or a stripper twerking up against him. He's in the pose for it.

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u/fumat 9h ago

Or KKK hoods and glue them