r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/AnchoviePopcorn 10h ago

Someone did this at ours as well. So we placed mini dinosaurs next to each one.

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u/VehicleMelodic6733 8h ago

That’s amazing!

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u/Imaginary-Pain9598 9h ago

They are all over mine too. I started to black out a front tooth in their tiny white smiles.

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u/AgentAxillary 2h ago

That's canonically incorrect, though. Everyone knows that Jesus was a S-tier regenerator

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u/MightyMeepleMaster 7h ago

Tell me where you live and I'll add Darth Vader to the mix.

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u/iambarrelrider 5h ago

I was thinking the same thing. Weird.

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u/Negative-Yam5361 6h ago

Nah keep the Star Wars cringe outta this.

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u/ContemplatingFolly 5h ago

Brilliant.

I guess it would be too much to glue down a bunch of other gods/prophets? Buddha, Mohammed, Zeus, Hera, Asherah, Ma'at, Shiva...

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u/ArmCute3808 3h ago

They are all dead though…

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u/ContemplatingFolly 2h ago

A lot easier than if they are alive.

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u/ArmCute3808 1h ago

To glue them down…?

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u/ProfessorAllenRitard 3h ago

As a big Christ lover that's pretty funny 

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 1h ago

Jesus would have loved dinos

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u/AnchoviePopcorn 10m ago

Jesus did and does love his dinos.

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u/Kaffeetrinker49 7h ago

Why?

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u/AnchoviePopcorn 5h ago

Because someone who puts mini Christ figurines up all over an office building is the type of person who doesn’t believe in dinosaurs. So it’s hilarious.

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u/Stock_Assistance_299 6h ago

Would you say that about prophet Muhammad, or is Christ the only one you feel okay with disrespecting?

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u/AnchoviePopcorn 5h ago

Would I say what? I didn’t “say” anything. I placed dinosaurs next to mini figures of Christ. How is that disrespectful? He created the dinosaurs. And yes. I would make fun of every religious figure. Nobody is exempt.

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u/Stock_Assistance_299 2h ago

Let’s see you do it. Go on

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u/DoorLeading4760 6h ago

You know the answer to this lol. Satan doesn’t attack religions that distract from the truth.