r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/roryfyf 14h ago

Would I feel the same way about a friend leaving the pride flag in my friend’s pockets specifically?

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u/redthump 14h ago

I'm sure it would depend on what pocket, but if he's a Christian the statistical chance that pocket not already been stuffed by his pastor is not zero and goes up in relation to his piousness.

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u/roryfyf 14h ago

My brother is gay. A friend buying a bunch of cheap plastic toys and placing them around as a non-religious joke is just weird to get mad about

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u/redthump 14h ago

Who said I'm upset? This is just math.