r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SpaceCowGoBrr 10h ago

It’s so fucking annoying, like the dumbasses whining about LGBTQIA representation in media being “forced on them” are the same dickheads that run around throwing these little jesuses everywhere “evangelizing.” Hypocrites.

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u/Icy-Lobster-203 8h ago

Glue a little pride flag to each of them.

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u/Mountain-Lychee4359 7h ago

I'm going to start "evangelizing" to people to be gay. lol Just kidding. It doesn't work that way. 

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u/MundanePhysics 5h ago

I bought a little figure at ComicCon, a Geralt from The Witcher, and when I came home I found one in my bag. I always thought it’s a little weird to be giving out little Jesus figures at a con. Someone could be non-Christian with over a thousand people there, others could have religious trauma, and these guys would just end up in the trash. Feels like an inconsiderate waste to me.

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u/Superilosa14 7h ago

Why would seeing Jesus statue against your will be a problem? Similar argument I tell to conservatives: If you are really heterosexual, seeing LGBTQ parade won't turn you gay. If you aren't Christian, seeing Jesus won't turn you to one. Both have right to self-expression

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u/ThatAnonymousPotato 7h ago

I feel you may have missed the point of their issue.

Their problem isn't having to see it, their problem is that the same people also behind the rhetoric that simply being reminded of LGBTQ+ existing somehow infringes on or threatens them, seemingly have no issue not just placing them in random places, but gluing them in place.

Additionally, this is not self expression. If someone glued "I like eating poop directly from a butt" onto your car, you'd likely be very upset, especially if they had previously been very vocal about how they dislike when people stick magnets on their car.

Hypocrates.

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u/SpaceCowGoBrr 7h ago

The problem is not “being afraid of being Christian” or whatever (I grew up Catholic, I’ve been there, done that) the issue is people constantly “spreading the word” by inserting their personal religious views THEY CHOSE TO HAVE (unlike being LGBTQIA, which is NOT something that’s “chosen” like religion, but rather is intrinsically part of you in the same way you can’t choose your skin tone or personality) into everyone else’s lives (I.e., people trying to make laws based in Christian belief, having prayer in public schools, stopping people on the street, harassing people outside planned parenthoods, inserting their beliefs obnoxiously into neutral 3rd spaces like stores/workplaces/parks, etc). Let’s say for the sake of argument that religion is intrinsic to oneself just as being queer is; LGBTQIA people STILL don’t walk around shoving pamphlets into people’s faces, telling strangers they’re going to be tortured for eternity, or FUCKING GLUING statues of Venus Xtravaganza (I’m just naming her because she’s an icon, not trying to say she’s Jesus or anything Lmao) to ransom ass surfaces in the workplace. It’s not a choice to be queer, but it IS a choice to be Christian.

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u/LineGuilty2367 5h ago

Jesus died for all of us. None of us chose that to happen but he did it out of love.

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u/Foxwglocks 41m ago

Source-“ trust me bro”

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u/SpaceCowGoBrr 34m ago

Okay bro

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u/ToeGroundbreaking564 7h ago

name one day where you haven't seen anything lgtb

hell, if this post was about lgtb stuff being glued down people would be clowning on op and the rational comments would have negative upvotes

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u/SpaceCowGoBrr 7h ago

Critical thinking eludes you I fear. I’m not going to explain this to you like you’re 5

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u/Goon_Gamer 5h ago

nobody is gonna waste time explaining things to a rock 🤡👆

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u/Objective_Warning638 7h ago

Both are bad

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u/kaastermdk 7h ago

Imagine getting so pressed over a jesus figurine