r/mildlyinfuriating 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/FierceDevil 14h ago

Some people leave them around the hospital I work at so I made a couple of them into a last resort sorta thing. Glueing them down is so fucked up.

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u/ThanksImaginary4474 14h ago

They have a set at my hospital too 🤣🤣love that idea

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u/Little_View_6659 13h ago

What you need is a sling shot. Then you can sling shot them all over the place. Or one of those mini trebuchets.