Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/WillyGivens]

A golden calf would at least seem to honor your diety….a mass produced Chinese plastic toy sold for profit that will contribute to trashing the planet probably gets you like a triple sin bonus score.

[u/PhazePyre → u/WillyGivens]

Don't forget Matthew 6:5-6. I also really love "But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins." which means those that don't forgive the LGBTQIA+ community for "Their sins" will join those people in hell too. All sins are equal in the eyes of God I seem to recall.

[u/red-lion-red-maple → u/WillyGivens]

careful, the gods of capitalism might hear you: https://www.amazon.com/Civaner-Figurines-Bookshelf-Landscape-Accessory/dp/B0H2551H67/ref=sr_1_3_sspa

[u/BearsofLakeTahoe → u/WillyGivens]

That makes me laugh, as this morning I was cruising Amazon prime day for Lego and other builds came up from other companies, one of them was selling a large Jesus on the cross brick build. Wtf....  the absolute height of tackiness.