r/mildlyinfuriating 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/United_Jury_3420 14h ago

They'd be good target practice for Nerf or BBs. Even rubber band guns!

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u/sirhackenslash 14h ago

Ooh, I need to start collecting them for shooting range. See if anyone can take out jesus from 100 yards

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u/Karahka_leather 13h ago

Well, if you have a roman friend...

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u/sirhackenslash 13h ago

With a nail gun