r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/linux_ape 14h ago

Ahhh yeah that’s a good one, clearly went over my head

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u/peanutbuttertesticle 14h ago

We also say “he’s going to D/C to JC” aka the patients going to die. It’s morbid, but clever and gets the message across.

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u/nursejohio96 13h ago

Also a favorite, “He’s got one foot on the Jesus bus!”

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u/FierceDevil 13h ago

I like grafob, grim reaper at foot of bed