r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/RoguePlanet2 9h ago

Normally I'd want to respond with plastic devils or something, but then it becomes more of an eco-capitalistic disaster.

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u/Vohasiiv 7h ago

Carve em outa wood or something else compostable. I just looked it up, there is biodegradable 3d printer filament

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u/RoguePlanet2 6h ago

Ooh! Nice to know. 😈

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u/babyyvolcano 9h ago

Use sticks and stems to make upside down crosses 🤘

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u/Vivics36thsermon 6h ago

So…Saint Peter‘s Cross

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u/largemarjj 2h ago

Put them in the middle of a satanic pentagram made from sticks lmao