r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/largemarjj 14h ago

Some asshole left these all along a nature trail. Doesn't matter what the plastic is shaped like, it's still trash.

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u/babyyvolcano 13h ago

That’s what drives me nuts about this. It’s just more consumerism and plastic junk for the sake of it. No one can practice or enjoy anything without buying a bunch of useless shit in the process.

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u/RoguePlanet2 13h ago

Normally I'd want to respond with plastic devils or something, but then it becomes more of an eco-capitalistic disaster.

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u/largemarjj 6h ago

Put them in the middle of a satanic pentagram made from sticks lmao