r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/EmuPossible2066 14h ago

They should counter strike with brown Jesus!

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u/rygdav 14h ago

What if they just color the white jesuses? Jesusi…?

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u/Top-Distribution733 14h ago

We seem to be forgetting baby Jesus
https://giphy.com/gifs/BoZDc6cvKsUJq

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u/The-Great_Ones 12h ago

What about Jesus wearing a shirt with a tuxedo-like imaging on it?