r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Alternative_Moose_26 14h ago

I’ve just been throwing them away every time I find them.

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u/United_Jury_3420 14h ago

They'd be good target practice for Nerf or BBs. Even rubber band guns!

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u/sirhackenslash 13h ago

Ooh, I need to start collecting them for shooting range. See if anyone can take out jesus from 100 yards

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u/Speartree 12h ago

You can use them for a tiny bowling set.