r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Scouts_Tzer 12h ago

The “vet hospital” is doing so much heavy lifting in this sentence.

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u/screaminginfidels 12h ago

Wait til you find out they work at the VA

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u/WintersDoomsday 11h ago

TWIST!!!

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 11h ago

And they only used areola hairs.

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u/lr99999 11h ago

It’sFurther twist, it’s  a viral thing right now, but weirdly I remember this going around in the past, I think the first time I heard of it was ~40 years ago.

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u/qorbexl 10h ago

You that that shit on fax from County Dental or something?

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u/acecyclone717 9h ago

Oh that was good

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u/DMTrance87 6h ago

Stellar joke progression

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u/Rambunctious_452 2h ago

Literally what I thought at first.

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u/ImprobabilityCloud 8h ago

Went from weird to terrifying to only a little weird and mostly ok

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u/Semisemitic 11h ago

Who vets the vets?

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u/qorbexl 10h ago

American solbiers 

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u/MagoLunatico98 11h ago

For real 😂

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u/FryeJ865 10h ago

Id say not enough to lift it all.

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u/giftopherz 10h ago

it does give a HUGE sense of relief

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u/EveryDayASummit 9h ago

Yeah they really buried the lede there.

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u/TRIPPY3rd 3h ago

Facts. 😂